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Dnaguy

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  1. You can get an offer for an Athletic subscription for $1 a month for 12 months. The athletic is at least worth that
  2. Hauling a 300 lb behemoth up 3 flights was the real struggle. " But it's a 38" bro!" I worked at Gallery Furniture between semesters my freshman year at UT. Somehow I was able to work in the electronics area bc I was into Plasma TV’s and surround sound systems as one is when you’re 18 year old and have no $, etc and selling furniture was boring to me. Anyhow, I remember selling that 40” Sony which was the largest tube TV at the time and maybe the largest tube tv ever made. My gawd that was fucking heavy. I had to deliver that bastard and of course it was for the second story game room. I think my hands are still deformed to this day from the plastic frame cutting into my hands as we had to carry that thing up the stairs.
  3. I am sad bc I only have one rep to give…
  4. It’s easy to get people to listen when they’re locked down. That truth shit stopped when he realized that truth doesn’t help with ratings when they had to return to real life.
  5. 1.) It looks like both are smuggling a bag of oranges in the leg of their pants. 2.)There’s so much ass stuffed in those pants that I’m pretty sure that hole near her calf is a rip in the space time continuum. 3.) The leggings on the right were actually an opaque black before she put them on. 4.) They’re so big it’s spelled camel T-O-W
  6. Googled DJT puts. I’ve never purchased puts either, but Reddit tells me that they’re crazy expensive b/c everyone knows that this stock is going to 0. That said, even the Reddit guys seem to be weary of touching it. Now that says something.
  7. Alt chick? I think it’s more orange with khaki…Hell yeah. Tats? +1 Bolt-ons? +2 Super fit? +1 Into Butt stuff? +1 Butt stuff also includes stuffing your butt? -5,000. NM. I ain’t genZ enough for that chick.
  8. I’ve never shorted anything in my life. How do I do that? I don’t know if there’s a more certain investment I can make in my lifetime. The only question is timeline.
  9. Due to the fact that my wife moved every 2 years growing up, she’s a purger. My parents are a mm away from being hoarders. It’s not a compulsion as much as just being lazy. But what’s great is when she goes into purge mode and what it does to my daughters, See, they got the heterozygous version of the dominant hoarder genes (I think that works?). I know it’s going down when my oldest screams from upstairs in hysterics : ”Why are you always trying to throw away our memories!!!!!!” I laugh from my seat on the couch. But my joy is short lived. When purge-a-tron 5000 return downstairs without her full lb of flesh I get blamed for ruining our children and I must then wander the sex desert like Moses for much longer than my usual camel-like existence,
  10. It indeed sucks. But it’s all I know…
  11. This dude is a dick. If you want help at any hardware store you ask the old codger or just go to an Ace / True Value. Home Depot is for folks who already know what they want or are looking for the lowest price. You don’t get both real help and the lowest price IMO. The fact that this man was able to flag down 3 people at a Home Depot is a miracle and what did he do? Fucking took up their time asking a stupid question. I’ll say it again, total dick move.
  12. What is this? "I want a man with a higher vocabulary... which you don't have.... on your day-to-day speak." Glass houses.
  13. Had no idea Cali did things like that. That west coast is all kinds of wack-a-doo
  14. Rules. Using context clues…. I think I can help.
  15. If you’re not moving anytime soon and this sells, then they did you a favor. use it as a comp when protesting your appraisal and save some $ in your property taxes.
  16. Literally just Lalo Tequila and Topo Chico. Clean. Bubbly. I guess you can squeeze a lime into it to make a ranch water.... but dammit if I don't just like the taste of the tequila. Lalo is now just $38 at Total Wine b/c agave prices plummeted. No better blanco tequila for the price IMO.
  17. We’re here for you. You sound pretty upset. I’ll tell you what, we’ll keep the topic going while you go to the store. Go buy yourself nice. That way you’ll be recharged by dinner time. I bet your cooking tastes so much better when you’re rested and happy.
  18. It is amazing that insufferable assholes are not extended the same latitude as a generational talent not seen in a hundred years or so. Oh wait….
  19. [checks notes] Harvey Weinstein's in jail..... Alec Baldwin was re-indicted... Hillary Clinton didn't win the presidency.... Danny Masterson in jail.... Armie Hammer is toxic and black listed... Prince Andrew stripped of all duties..... [stops checking notes] Maybe these guys aren't really that good at their jobs.......
  20. Sir you lie. Because you know, and I know that you secretly DID want them to die in a fire.... just maybe a little more down the road and away from the gas station.
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