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Horn Under a Bad Sign

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  1. Human penises are getting bigger. https://www.indy100.com/science-tech/are-penises-getting-bigger
  2. Believe it or not, even great wide receivers drop wide open touchdown passes. I saw both Jerry Rice and Randy Moss do it.
  3. "Those responsible for sacking the previously leader of Hezbollah, who had been sacked after he replaced the previous leader of Hezbollah, who had been sacked, have sacked his successor."
  4. Rudy's plan to steal the election backfired in Michigan because he texted it to a wrong number. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/oct/03/rudy-giuliani-michigan-fake-electors-text?utm_term=Autofeed&CMP=edit_2221&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Twitter#Echobox=1727959184
  5. It was a joke.
  6. Exploding restaurant buzzer takes out Hezbollah party of six. https://babylonbee.com/news/exploding-restaurant-buzzer-takes-out-hezbollah-party-of-6
  7. New Hezbollah leader just broke the Guiness Book of World Records for shortest tenure as head of a terrorist organization.
  8. It's become an exercise in black humor at this point.
  9. Or just feign sickness for one game. Example: would some deranged Ohio State fan with money to burn have been ready to pay J.J. McCarthy 100k to wake up sick on the morning of the Ohio State/Michigan game last year, thus probably insuring that Ohio State makes it into the playoffs?
  10. This is somewhat depressing but shows why we have got to continue to work to turn Texas blue:
  11. I have a hard time believing Pennsylvania is in play when Dems have won seven out of the last eight elections. Nobody who voted for Biden last time is going to vote for Trump this time. Sam's use of the word "fucking" was what seals the deal.
  12. My last 17 followers on Twitter, accumulated over the last three or so weeks, have zero tweets TOTAL. TOTAL. Combined, however, they are following more than 100,000 accounts.
  13. This commercial is fucking gold.
  14. Imagine being turned off by xenophobic bigotry and not wanting to move into places where the locals want you dead.
  15. Why does the good stuff always happen to guys like the Kennedys and not regular blokes like us here on the Corral? It's just so unfair!
  16. I'm posting this in this thread because there is no way for Donald Trump to reach 270 without North Carolina. Robinson's campaign is an unmitigated clusterfuck. Very good news for Kamala.
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