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Tex Long

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  1. Any news about Patricia worrying about Livingstone?
  2. I'm thinking Wilson so bad that Coach wants to see more confirmed shittiness.
  3. Wilson looks like shit. This seems good for Ewers. Looking to see Ewers whoe second half...
  4. Tex Long

    Flaco Gone.

    RIP Flaco. We are fortunate to live in a world with great music recording and replaying capabillities. I put an old vinyl album and listened to Doug Sahm and Flaco. Next best thing to live music, brings understanding of continuity.
  5. Certainly one of the best of the off- pre-season.
  6. Turrible band name, but extremely accurate for a Surly Motto...
  7. Well, yeah, and let them get lit up like a christmas tree.
  8. Mighta run into Grampa Manziel down in East Tennessee, at Tojo Nunnally's Coal Yard. Cock fights on Friday nights, dog fights Saturday. Plenty of law, wildcat whisky, ladies of ill repute, and fistfulls of cash.
  9. Townshend. You are not the only Surly with that thought. But, to be fair, Entwistle and Moon were far better musicians, and Moon was hugely more entertaining, while he lasted... and Tommy was far above anything Swift has shown.
  10. If it's illegal to throw away paint because it's a toxic substance, how is it legal for the paint companies to make and sell thst toxic substance? And even then, how is it legal for painters to to slop 124 fluid ounces of that toxic stuff on a wall right out in the open, but then illegal for him to throw away the bucket with 4 ounces still in it?
  11. Not me, but neighbor. His Dad was Jewish Mafia, in charge of pinball machines in Dallas. Had a huge garage - 4 cars big, at least - with 10 or 12 pinballs at any given time. Kids' bedroom was at back and above the garage. We - me, him, and his little bro - would hit the games, with the bells stuffed with a rag or whatever. Sometimes the rags would fall out, the bells would go apeshit, and the Dad would be in the side door of the garage in about ten seconds, strop in hand. We would run screaming into the kids' room and try to get under the beds, not always successfully. The Dad was an equal opportunity strop-wielder, and I got my share of big red welts.
  12. Not how it works. He'd be Mixon.
  13. Band name or a movie title... works either way.
  14. Said James, "In my opinion, there's nothing in this world Beats a '52 Vincent and a Redheaded girl. Now Nortons and Triumphs and Beezas won't do They don't have a Soul like a Vincent '52." He reached for her hand and he slipped her the keys Said, "I've got no further use for these I see Angels on Ariels in leather and chrome Swoopin' down from Heaven to carry me home." And he gave her one last kiss and died And he gave her his Vincent To Ride
  15. My youngest son is looking for investors. He wants to merge Fed Ex and UPS. He's calling his new company Fed Up.
  16. Candy shoulda held on a couple more years...
  17. No love for Attack of the Killer Shrews?
  18. How come you never hear any jokes about Jonestown? The punch lines were too long.
  19. Would this be a good time to point out that six years of Jimbo cost aggy $126,150,000?
  20. Is it not posssible that we can, with out farther adieu, get onto the other seven pussies?
  21. And Wilson modernized the offense, and aggy prospered greatly. Right? Right?
  22. The OL is the area I worry about the most. Failure at who to block and what angle on Sawyer on our final meaningful snap are burned into our collective retinas.
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