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Tex Long

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  1. You played Rounders. The first thing you have to get in your head about the real Game is that there is no such thing as a "foul ball". The second thing is that if the bowler (you probably would still call him the pitcher) hits you with the ball, you're Out. It's also a whole lot more fun to play than it is to watch, so there's that...
  2. What do y'all hate about chicken milk?
  3. They would have caught them if they were thrown by Applewhite. Or any other right-handed QB...
  4. Well done. My first thought at end of 1: 5-0... Game. They aren't scoring six on this pitcher. Hook'em
  5. Saw a guy toss one in a big ol' camp fire once. It didn't explode, but it made a hell of a flash. I don't plan on experimenting with it...
  6. Yours had a floorboard?
  7. MGA don't got no "trunk", prolly you're thinking of the boot? First Miz Long drove a white one back in the day.
  8. Aw hell, darlin', I ain't gotta ponder a bunch on that one. But I appreciate the invitation.
  9. Was at a chemical plant - I think Chocolate Bayou - installing realtime computer control systems, hanging around control room building. The infirmary was attached to that. We saw four guys come running around the side, carrying a stretcher. We ran to open the door for them, and they had a bloody mess on that thing, guy was deader than a stone. He was a welder, had a pack of smokes and one of those little Bic lighters in his shirt pocket, and a big spark hit it and set it off. Turns out those fuckers had a hellacious amount of energy packed up, and that thing blew his top left side completely off, shoulder, chest, arm and all. I remained a Zippo guy my whole smoking life.
  10. ... he said, not posting a funny picture...
  11. You're quite the little voyeuse.
  12. Fuckin' southpaws, bastards spin the ball backwards.
  13. South Padre - don't recall hotel name. Fuck high rise, had the second floor Honeymoon Suite, overlooking the pool. Full width floor-to-ceilling sliding glass doors, wide open. Fabulous breeze blowing the see-through drapes. Told her the crowd couldn't see in, but I lied. Quite noisy, both of us. We built up to the great climax and got thunderous applause, cheers and whistles. Had to have supper sent up, couldn't walk, wouldn't walk.
  14. Hahaha - it coulda been better, but the stew just watched. I don't think we woulda said no if she'd wanted to join in.
  15. Zero-G probably removes a whole lot of needful athleticism. That, and you likely don't need or can't use Armybrat's sex swing.
  16. This is how I imagine Holly Rowe, back in the day. Someone denigrated "plane sex", but I'ma throw in 747 Upper Deck Lounge at 38,000 feet over Atlantic Ocean. Still gotta think it's true that Doggy and Reverse Cowgirl are the same thing on ISS.
  17. Been watching games instead of reading and typing. Gonna do it again tonight. Looking for fewer E's from fielders, more K's from Kavan. Prolly need more urgency from Coach Kiwi-breath. Gotta believe this is our time and not going to be thwarted by Tceh and their boughten superstar. Hook'em
  18. Bachelorette Party favors?
  19. That would be SHOELESS TONY CROSBY, I believe.
  20. Markers apparently not the only things that got stuck up that butt...
  21. "Smu sold foam sabers. They were called Saggy Aggie Sabers. I miss the Southwest Conference." Saggy Aggy Saber needs to come back. Where's the Surly with the Foam Shop?
  22. Canaries fucking looooove hemp seed. Fatten 'em up, break out the shishkabob set... mmmmm-mmmm! Ortolans got nothin' on crispy canaries...
  23. Children, what's that sound?
  24. You've spelt "wymyn" incorrectly.
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