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Tex Long

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  1. One of - if not THE - best late night driving songs ever. Two AM, out somewhere between Deming and Lordsburg, running 110 in the middle of a pack of semis... yeah, fuck yeah.
  2. You're welcome to my share of that, however great or small it may be.
  3. ?? Dibeetus? Cancer? Taking the rest of the foot? Arachnoid cyst?
  4. Wrinkly pits. Would not. But Wrinkly Pits isn't the worst band name...
  5. This is closely related to: Me: Do you want the red one or the blue one? Wife: The blue one. You know, because <proceeds to femsplain why she prefers blue for 11 minutes> ... did you hear a word I said!?!? Me: Blue.
  6. Bullshit Barrage is a decenr band name. Shedeur might want to use it for his rap career.
  7. I kinda like a ham'n'cheese grilled sammich with onions in the midle, on sourdough, with sides of two eggs up and hash browns. Carafe of pressed Jamaica Blue Mountain. Wouldn't mind a big glass of fresh-squeezed Valley OJ to start, long's we dreamin'.
  8. If the OL is close to lsat year's version, the improved threat of QB runs and scrambles should raise the RB perormance nicely. Just adding QB keep to RPOs will spring the RB a few times a game, and we've seen Arch turn upfield, draw defenders and then pitch it. If the passing game improves, the running game improves, and the kicking game improves, we're going to be hard to beat. On the other hand, if we had some bread, we could have ham sammiches if we had any ham.
  9. Well... Auburn took a guy who was kicked off Florida, and paid his dad a couple hundred grand on top of it. So they say...
  10. No cooking needful... unless that sammich is Grilled Cheese.
  11. I believe you are referring to virtual clicks.
  12. Blowout proof? Better than Runs Flat?
  13. Mahomes, Mayfield (I know, I know), and Wuerffel are mot the worst company for Sark to be mentioned in.
  14. If you really appreciate it, go look up the cureent records for UGa and 0U opponents, and post them here. TIA
  15. Can't debark, gotta sit on the fucking plane for two hours because IT can't get the system running? Unless the plane catches fire, it doesn't get a whole lot worse... or maybe if they run outta "beverages" or the restrooms start overflowing.
  16. Pre-double-mastectomy KB is the obvious decision here. Also, doodle bugs.
  17. For no really definable reason, I feel like Arch and his recivers are going to feast on quick throws against blitzers. How's tOSU's new DC on blitzing?
  18. Knew about the Win, didn't know it was a record or that it still stands. Most yards passing against Texas A&M by opponent: 536 yards, Steve Sarkisian, BYU, 1996.
  19. Tex Long

    Getting old sucks

    Would we be correct in assuming "blowout" in this context is roughly equivalent to something like "super-shart"?
  20. Tex Long

    Getting old sucks

    Had my first bit of cancerous skin cut off when I was - estimating here - 30, which would be 1973. Since then, I've long since lost count, but I'd guess probably 40 or so times. Mostly forehead, top of head, neck... although couple on face, one elbow, one back of hand. Almost all basal cell, few squamous cell. Last two or three semiannual trips to Dermo, been clean. So far, so good.
  21. Somebody ran the stoplight at the Shawnee bypass Roscoe tried to miss him, but he didn’t quite...
  22. Yep, and save the clips for bulletin board material.
  23. No boycott needed. His three favorite things are eating his dogs and eschewing commas.
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