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Tex Long

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  1. Yah. It went straight to the coffee can with the other 497 keys and 53 key rings. Sweater gawd I'm gonna make a lamp shade outta that shit someday.
  2. The same words I used when Miz Long asked what I thought about the game. "Well, babe, Quinn was not what he's been in the first few games, so maybe a C for the offense, but 0U was so bad we won handily..." That said, we need Quinn to be back to Meatchicken form. We get that, we win. We don't get that, it gets dicey, but I think the strong D comes through for us. Hook'em
  3. Pas de contraire. Nous n'avons rien vu.
  4. Fortunately for him, there are people even stupider, who apparently believe that hiring him to write stupid shit is a good way to keep newspapers relevant.
  5. Tex Long

    QUINTREVION

    Been really liking his effort and intensity for a couple of seasons now. This is what Coach means when he tells you "All I want is all you have."
  6. "... in which case, the team most highly thought of by selected employees of certain news media shall be chosen."
  7. Follow the TV money. Biggest audience gets the call.
  8. I grew up hearing "We'll see" from my Mom. A lot. As far as I recall now, we rarely, if ever, did in fact see. I prefer "Hide and watch, my man" - which admittedly is pretty much the same response, but I don't think Mom ever said it... so there's that. Hide and watch, my man.
  9. What a Play! Took just a few seconds to go from Shit YEAH! to Awwww SHIT! to Holy SHIT! Like Stonie Clark's Sudden Stop, this is a Forever Highlight for Silas. Congratulations to him. This is why you Play the Game. This is why we Follow the Game.
  10. Don't get me wrong, I definitely do not advocate either of those two. I've been to the Game double-digit times, the final score has made some trips considerably less pleasant, but the Fair itself is a great part of the experience. Fuck yeah, let's keep it - "the OU game" - right where it is. Hook'em
  11. So... Jerrah World, or Home'n'Home?
  12. What are your criteria for fractional persons? I could see counting amputations, but height, weight, circumference, or some sort of length might be used.
  13. You've spelt "thujone" incorrectly. Not to mention Da Vinci...
  14. On the other hand, it explains the eye-level ass cheeks better than assuming Drebin is a dwarf a midget a little man a small person vertically challenged . Or that the cheeky one was twelve feet tall and could still get in an elevator...
  15. The 2023 game was made possible to lose by the turnovers. However, the Offense staked us to a 3-point lead with 77 seconds to play and handed over the game to the Defense to close out. OU got the ball, 75 yards from our goal and no timeouts. It took OU five plays and 62 seconds to score. We had two timeouts, might've wanted to usevat least one when clock was already stopped, you know, to see if PK and the D staff could figure something out... Meh, woulda coulda shoulda. Ain't gonna need that this season.
  16. From 400 miles West and 10 miles North of Austin TEXAS!!!
  17. Thank you. That is wonderfully poetic, and I think it give rise to a fine motto for this web site. Yes. Respect Our Rich Tapestry of Surly Jibes.
  18. Mack wants everyone, and especially his Mom and Dad, to love him - but his brother Watson got it all. Watson even QB'ed Vandy to a win over 'Bama.
  19. I noticed the whole game the Bama D was often unready, guys still looking at the sideline as Vandy was snapping the ball. Not good.
  20. Definitely. Probably. What I thought at the time - and haven't changed my mind in the meantime - was "for a 1st and obviously already in FG range, duh." Fourth and shorter, keep the points unless it's late game and we really need that extra few points or don't need 'em at all.
  21. You've spelt scrotum incorrectly.
  22. And the box of D-cells...
  23. Watching #13 pull that shit at the end, I was thinking if I'm a ref there, I'm hitting that fucker with back-to-back Unsportsmanlike penalties and tossing him. Does that carry the same next-game suspension as targeting? I'm thinking it does, but I'm too lazy to go look it up. Any road, if DeBoer doesn't do something about that shit, he's fucking up.
  24. But no one will remember him, so the point stands.
  25. +1 Saint Darrell once had a press conference after a win like 10-7, and a reporter asked him if the narrow margin was a concern. His response was along the lines of "Nobody will remember you only won by three... they'll remember you won all your games."
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