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Grade of D as in David

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  1. She's definitely had all three of her holes filled at once.
  2. @henrygandorf can we get this guy a TV show? I suggest the title "Hillbilly Roll"
  3. Yeah "lightning". The newly built kitchen managed to survive (allowing him to stay open) and he was meeting with architects at noon (less than 8 hours after the fire started) to discuss the rebuild. https://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/article/Fire-ravages-Austin-s-Oasis-restaurant-1943364.php
  4. When did Shoal Creek Saloon sell out to the Oasis?
  5. Those people are also assholes, but that doesn't justify you also being an asshole.
  6. No it's like shitting your pants and liking the smell.
  7. Would you be pissed if someone was in the 10 items or less checkout lane with a full cart? What if it was the shortest line? Why should they be inconvenienced?
  8. Why even bother parking in a space? It sounds like OP's time is so valuable he should just pull up in front of the door and leave his hazard lights on while he runs in. Fuck everyone else.
  9. Spread 20 lbs of pinto beans in his yard. He will love it when they all sprout.
  10. New season of stranger things is off to a slow start
  11. Do you also wear a size 26 shoe like your great great grandma?
  12. During the freeze in 2021, my cousin's husband wanted to start a charcoal fire inside their house
  13. I'm going to check out the new Madoff documentary on Netflix. What are you fuckers watching?
  14. If you think even money on a two event parlay bet is fair, then please call me anytime you want to place sports bets. I think if you have two hits within a week you should get some sort of bonus points.
  15. I found some footage from the Cargill on the plains meat judging contest. No wonder aggy won the championship this year. 157fb12d1d73ad2e1a4cd4ff57bf8b89.mp4
  16. They should at least be giving this guy swirlies in the bathroom.
  17. Show your tits and forehead and prove you’re not FitLump.
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