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gernblansten

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  1. It's not shame, it's fear of sharting.
  2. "We've traced the barking. It's coming from inside the house!"
  3. "Rejoice comrades. To protect Mother Russia, work on a new nuclear weapon has proceeded. Five to seven have died at the hand of the weapon, proving it works successfully." - Russian State Television
  4. "With Achane about to commit and Ngata and Smith on commit watch it makes sense Jimbo told Evans we're full and to look elsewhere." /aggy
  5. "Hey hubby, this stupid cooler you bought doesn't even work!"
  6. Look Jimbo, everybody knows that you're heightening. It's all over the locker room.
  7. Eh, just one in a million, no big deal.
  8. Dear Diary, the dance was a total disaster. I cried myself to sleep again last night. Mom forced me to wear the back brace and all the school chanted "Aluminum Monster!".
  9. I'd say the only thing left for him to do is legally adopt her kids so he can be financially responsible for them after the divorce.
  10. Mulva...Gipple? Loleola? Oh! Oh! Delores!
  11. Dear Penthouse, I never thought this would happen to me. I was buying picture hooks at my local hardware store when....
  12. Dude is pouring Ipecac down is kid's throat.
  13. That's going to lead to a boycott.
  14. I mean, when you put it that way it sounds like aggy be a paranoid cult of idiots. So...
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