Everything posted by HornOnTheBayou
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Ukraine War
Sorry, that one is my fault. She told me to shoot it on her tits, but my aim was a bit off.
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Shogun
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NBA 2023-24
Punt until next year. The Lakers, as currently constructed, reached their peak this year. They're not getting more minutes out of AD and Lebron next year. And this year's draft is weak (at least that's what I keep hearing, I haven't paid attention to it much at all). Fair. Although I would have made the Kardashians joke, since we're specifically talking about NBA players getting in.
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NBA 2023-24
For sure. Especially since the basketball HOF lets everyone in.
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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!
In Russia, toe with nail polish gets you by three o'clock this afternoon.
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If the stories about Trump's odor are true, that would actually explain the number of big, strong men out of central casting that have tears in their eyes when they are near him.
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Shogun
Haven't seen the movie, but the book is incredible. But I worry that the movie would lean too heavy into the "torture porn" part of the story and not focus on the philosophical/religious aspects which make the book so good.
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
Art Briles thinks that if the kid didn't want to get hit by a car, he shouldn't have dressed like that.
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Joe Biden 2024 thread - Dark Brandon Where Art Thou?
Oh fuck off, you "both sides" troll. Trump purposefully attempted to stoke a blood bath to keep power in 2020. Any remarks made by him about that should be taken seriously. As far as I know, President Biden has never eaten another human.
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Joe Biden 2024 thread - Dark Brandon Where Art Thou?
Interesting user name for someone who is trying to change the subject from cannibals. Suspicious.
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Joe Biden 2024 thread - Dark Brandon Where Art Thou?
The other day I saw video of Emily Blunt almost exactly saying, "I want to have sex with HornOnTheBayou." Of course, so-called "fact checkers" will try to point out that she was playing a character in a movie and that she said her co-star's name, and not HornOnTheBayou. But we all really know what she meant. And for some reason, the lamestream media still won't report on it!
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Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread
I really like the new Carmax commercial with Jessica Williams in a bubble bath. Mainly because I really like Jessica Williams in a bubble bath.
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Shogun
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! What the fuck was that?!?
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The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult
Yep, he would fit in right at home on the DT board.
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Fallout (TV Show) - Amazon prime
Just finished the season. I've never played the games, knew nothing about the story, but was hooked after the first episode. Fun season of television. I loved all of the cameos like Matt Berry and Mykelti Williamson (good to see the Elstin Limehouse and Boyd Crowder reunion), but my favorite was On a side note, when I become supreme ruler of the world, I am going to decree that Walton Goggins, Jon Bernthal, and the hottie from Shogun all must star in any show that is made.
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2024 NBA Playoff Pool
Are we not doing how many games each series will last?
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We're no longer called Sonic Death Monkey.
Top 5 songs about death. A Laura's Dad tribute list, okay?
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Chris Farley Biopic starring Paul Walter Hauser
- NBA 2023-24
Yep. I may have spoken too soon.- Israel
That's fair. I just wasn't sure how much of a game changer Jordan's help would be.- Israel
That was my question. Does Israel need Jordan's help? This is like me helping Ryan Gosling pick up women.- Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!
- Mike Gundy's House.....
Sounds like my chauffeur's place.- NBA 2023-24
So the Pelicans finally avoid the play-in and their reward is Denver in the first round.- Deion Sanders "Coach Prime" Now At Colorado
Oh, don't mind Sack. He's just standing up for oppressed groups like wealthy, white, Christian males in America. They can never catch a break. - NBA 2023-24
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