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RPM

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  1. RPM

    97.1 The Freak

    They don't carry Mavs playoff games? Did they do a postgame?
  2. I'm liking how this is heading. The Second Chance.
  3. Had a friend named Willie that chose pigs as his FFA project. One day the whole class loaded up on the bus to drive out and watch him cut (castrate) them. He picked the first one up by the back legs, but he was standing behind the pig. So when he picked it up it meant the pig's belly was against his belly, and the pig's mouth was right at Ground Zero. It was like Stoops took control of that swine. I don't know who was squealing louder, Willie or the pig. Can't confirm the pigs were the only ones that lost function at the end of the day.
  4. Season 3 starts today at 11:00 am 6:00 pm.
  5. Totally agree. Tracy was pure cringe when he was on. But when you think about it, he was perfect for the role of no talent annoying star that gave zero fucks about anyone and demanded everyone kiss his ass. Jane Krakowski was the talented, but insecure star that gave zero fucks until she wanted attention. Again, a perfect fit.
  6. That was the only thing I missed when I dropped DirecTv. Siciliano was great calling the action. He had a couple of huge drawbacks when he was on camera, though.
  7. Maybe Dismukes does a lot of writing.
  8. Video Man ran the board while Blake was out. Blake didn't check anything before the show started. You always check the board.
  9. Oklahoma where the dongs come sailing down the plain.
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    Getting old sucks

    Got some shitty news today. The Decatur CBOC has a history of losing good people. I'm sure it aggravating as hell dealing with them (VA management) on a daily basis. My Doc is leaving VA. Said he was tied of their BS. Seems a team of PA are reviewing MD orders and rejecting them for nonsense reasons. He told me of a patient with a ruptured ear drum that needed drainage tube. He put in 5 orders only to be shot down by the PAs because the patient didn't have a hearing test. The eardrum was ruptured, what did they expect the test to reveal? He apologized to me but said he'd had enough. Too bad really, he was the first VA Doc I actually liked. The man wore boots in the office. On the bright side, he renewed all my scripts and put in for imaging on my left shoulder.
  11. I was asked by a FA once flying back from Cancun if I could open the cabin door in an emergency since I was big and strong sitting in the seat next to it. This told me my special purpose in life was to protect the aircraft and the souls onboard. Ever since 9/11 I've been tempted to tell the FAs I have their back when I'm boarding, but haven't revealed anything yet. The way I see it if shit goes down I'll scan the cabin for someone else scanning the cabin with a special purpose. We lock eye contact, give a head nod and snap into action delivering whoopass as needed. Fuck this shit.
  12. The worst I've encountered is an intentionally slow moving woman for no reason on a return flight from Belize. That's been the exception. Hell, I remember a football game breaking out on a Friday night SW HOU - DAL flight back in the 70's. Flying used to be cool.
  13. Looks like it's small outlaw sand and gravel companies doing this shit.
  14. I have an almost identical intersection/gas station near work. To enter 7/11 you have to cross 3 lanes. So far nobody has died.
  15. RPM

    Below Deck

    Bitches, am I right?
  16. Jim Henson was a national treasure.
  17. Jayne got screwed and not in the fun way.
  18. Why is 30 the best? 1 word, The Funcooker.
  19. This is a sticking point for me. I'm having trouble liking the quirkiness of the story with my dislike of the freakish character Downey is playing.
  20. 30, Community, Parks, then the rest.
  21. JJ can use him as a tackling dummy, literally.
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