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PenelopeWitherspoon

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Everything posted by PenelopeWitherspoon

  1. Susan Sarandon and Mark Ruffalo are on the front line.
  2. The rain is pouring in NYC. I am about to get dressed and head in that direction. I have a hooded Pancho and an umbrella. This thing starts at Bryant Park and then heads uptown. Not sure exactly where. No signs because of the rain.
  3. What a shitshow.
  4. This post makes mouthbreather posters like workswithseed or Rocko look like gotdamn geniuses. What a cunt you are.
  5. Which given that Macklemore is fapping to it, makes sense. He is reliving his PnP days.
  6. I saw that. Quality response.
  7. It does. I admit, I have not read my voter guide, but I know someone who doesn't make my top 5 in the Democratic Primary, and that is Cuomo. Fuck that guy. I think my top 5 (in no particular order) are: Mamdami Adrienne Adams (fuck Eric Adams, that bootlicking POS) Lander Stringer and either Myrie or Blake
  8. Norcross and Beatty are from fucking New Jersey. No fucking excuse for them not to be there when they can train it. If you cannot show up to votes, then step the fuck down and let someone who will show up be there.
  9. In NYC, protesters have been preventing ICE vehicles from leaving on their little raids. NYPD has busted some heads, but like LAPD, they are the fucking worst. They have pissed away all the goodwill the city held them in post 9/11 with their actions with Eric Garner, the George Floyd protests, and now this. Fuck tha police.
  10. And maybe, just maybe, we should do something about that. Make it illegal for employers in CA and NY to remit federal withholding as long as the federal government is stoping all over the rights of states. For the majority of people in California and New York, we effectively have taxation without representation.
  11. I am sure @Macklemore and @Frank Drebin/ @Johnny Sack are masturbating furiously to the footage of Senator Padilla. Fascist simps the both of them.
  12. Personally, I think CA and NY should just keep our dirty, socialist dollars. Fuck this regime. They don't need our funds. Texas can fund all the rest of the red states.
  13. This vile cunt shot a dog. Think she gives a shit about anything?
  14. Where will the MAGA faithful buy their Made In China clothes now? Amazon, like KKKaroline I suppose.
  15. I'd just go for a drink. We never discuss politics at Jimmy's.
  16. Samesies for.the NYC crowd. It's at Bryant Park, so a stop at Jimmy's might be required.
  17. I always laugh at all the people from flyover states that talk about what a crime ridden wasteland NYC is, but they come here at Christmas, spend thousands, and then go home, knowing that things are not as bad as Fox News or dear Orange Leader tells them, but still go back to repeating the lies that they hear.
  18. Let’s meet up. I’ll bring libations.
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