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Superhero

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  1. The kids have been body shaming my wife who has recently acquired a few pounds around her buttal area. She complained to me, and in my infinite wisdom said “they’re not wrong though.” She’s been mad at me ever since. That was 4 days ago.
  2. Just noticed the playboy bunny silhouette under her armpit.
  3. The Nissan key fob makes it real. Daddies, not daddy’s.
  4. In Thailand, they turn them into Ladyboys.
  5. Haven’t had Kool-Aid in years… But see ya Pepsi
  6. Now say that in a Seinfeld voice.
  7. Listened to a podcast (Planet Money?) and they made a point that I didn't think about... With the trade deficit, the foreign countries have to spend the dollars somewhere. A lot of it end up being invested back into the US in buying bonds, stocks, businesses, houses, etc. Maybe the orange turd should listen to it, but won't because... NPR.
  8. Wow! The other holy shit is when you break the tail, this happens
  9. It's been a long time since I've been an asshole. I'm sure other people will say I'm an asshole everyday, but fuck 'em. So when I was in 5th or 6th grade, I thought it would be funny to move someone's right as he was sitting now. He landed on his ass but wasn't hurt. They teacher called on me and I lied saying it was an accident. Good thing the guy was pretty mild tempered because he was much bigger than me and could have broken me in half. I still remember his name - Ian Rapson.
  10. Got me looking at Prince Rubert's drop.
  11. My average cost on remaining silver is $29.50 My average on gold was about $1,620/oz. Mostly maples and sovereigns with a few bars in there. I freaking love sovereigns!
  12. Only need 3 words... Buy. Apple. Stock. * kennythetiger beat me to it
  13. No, but the guys do. So... annoying chick who won't suck dick, or get your dick sucked by Urkle?
  14. Hazelnuts have joined the chat.
  15. An oz of gold now buys you 101 oz of silver. It was 88 when when I exchanged silver for gold last January. I'm still sitting on 240 oz of silver that I want to exchange for gold. I know the ratio sucks right now, but should I just bite the bullet and do it?
  16. Good time to be in precious metals. Right @RDCanecutter ? I should have exchanged my silver to gold. The trajectory of gold is skyrocketing compared to silver.
  17. Unlimited data is $30/mo. You need to get a phone compatible with T-mobile network first.
  18. Why wouldn't you? My wife is on T-Mobile and pays $50/mo. I just got my daughter and phone and will probably put her on the Mint 15GB plan for $20/mo. FYI, Mint is on the T-Mobile network, so coverage is good, and actually more reliable than Verizon, which is what my company uses.
  19. What about your parents? And Armybrat? Also, my position in ABBV, who my wife works for, is taking an absolute beating.
  20. Maybe belongs in Make You Surly thread.
  21. Not as bad as the people bringing their speaker on a hike through nature.
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