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Brisketexan

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  1. Yep. I have Fotmob for soccer matches. When watching an Austin FC match on Apple TV, I have to set my phone down and take my watch off, because it will notify me of a goal being scored 60-90 seconds before it happens on my screen, so it's a real spoiler. I could disable the app for the match, but I often forget.
  2. WE DON'T NEED GUN CONTROL! IT'S A MENTAL HEALTH PROBLEM! FOCUS ON MENTAL HEALTH TO STOP GUN VIOLENCE! Meanwhile, in Washington.....
  3. Wait. There are some people who think that Luigi was EVER going to get a fair trial?
  4. Yes. I know. That's why my thesis was a comparative piece. Of two different regions. However, it did not delve into the merits of gals from either place. Perhaps my thesis was lacking in necessary analysis. I'll make a note for future revisions.
  5. Tried to stalk her when I was in Tallinn.... My wife just rolled her eyes. Oh ye of little faith. Beautiful, smart, doesn't take any shit from Russians? Sign. Me. UP.
  6. No complaints here. As a kid, fishsticks and Kraft Mac and Cheese was one of my A-#1 meals. Mom only made it for me when dad was out of town (because my mexican dad sure as shit wouldn't eat any of that processed shit). I'd look forward to it all week. Still love 'em both, in moderation.
  7. Fair. I did my Plan II thesis on key differences between the Baltics and the Balkans at the end of the Cold War. One thing I skipped over, that I am now grasping, is that I'd rather end up with a Baltic gal.
  8. You can go ugly. Or you can go stabby. There is NO good reason to go both.
  9. The ultimate terms of the deal don't matter. And in simplest terms, here's why: Horizon in which Ukraine needs significant military aid: right now, and for perhaps another (hopefully no more than) couple of years. Horizon in which the US would be repaid by mineral extraction: 5 years out, at the earliest, for any meaningful result. Ukraine gets what it wants now (or a good bit of what it wants). What the US wants is well off into the future. Meaning that Ukraine could back out, ask to alter it, etc....or a future, less assholish US regime wouldn't hold Ukraine to all the terms of a deal made under tremendous duress. As a negotiator, I'd recommend Ukraine take a deal like this one at least 9 outta 10 times.
  10. These discussions of terrible Texas Foodways overlap a lot with "midcentury foodways" of the US as a whole. And along those lines, for years, my wife and I have toyed with throwing a potluck party with the theme of "low-rent midcentury favorites." We will supply trays of baked fish sticks and ketchup, and giant bowls of Kraft mac and cheese made right from the box. Others should bring....whatever favorites they can think of. PB&J made with cheap welch's grape jelly on Wonder bread? Hell yes. Fried spam sandwiches....jello dishes....cheap chocolate pudding....all of it.
  11. I presume you'll share your room information so that our mailings of old copies of Swank and Hustler make it into your hands.
  12. Yep. And the "Do Not Call List" is less of an impediment than the fucking Maginot Line had the Maginot Line been built with wet tissue paper.
  13. Also, her first name is Alexis. It was her destiny to appear in "hot nurse stepmom" porn come to life.
  14. LOVE salmon patties. My MIL was not much of a cook, lotsa mid century modern convenience stuff. And salmon patties was in her rotation….and I loved em. Salmon patties with a crispy cornflake crust, eaten with ketchup. Glorious.
  15. What a perfect cocktail of arrogance and idiocy. So many things wrong with just a few words.
  16. Jalapeño chili cheeseburger over fries. And goddamn right you would.
  17. I was told that all of these MAGAs were SUPER concerned about pedophilia, and pedophiles must be executed and all that. Wait…were they lying about THAT as well? Gosh, I’m shocked.
  18. Also, I'm annoyed that it just now occurred to me that the "Biden Overhang" is what happens whenever Hunter pulls his shorts down.
  19. Wait...what? I would presume that, upon having sex with an older nurse, every single 15 year old male would rate the experience a solid "eleventeen."
  20. I live in a world where 1) Derka 2) can observe that Dave Portnoy speaking as to the economy is important, and 3) both Derka and Dave are right. Stop this planet, I'd like to get off.
  21. ....says every sane Texan every two years.
  22. Sounds like those folks don't know many nurses.
  23. Shit like that pisses me off more than you can imagine. Because you know what "belongs to the President?" FUCKING NOTHING. NOT A GODDAMNED THING. That information belongs to the people, and the Republic. He works for us. That shit pissed me off when Nancy Pelosi said shit like that (about her title and power and shit), I am 100% bipartisan on this. Rubio and Trump work for ME. They are my bitch. On the org chart of this Republic, they are at the fucking bottom, under "We the People." I fucking hate them. I hate them all so, so much.
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