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Brisketexan

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  1. .....and sold that shit to some pervs for $10 an ounce. I say good on ya.
  2. Dude. Our entire nation is in Comic Sans these days. But don't worry. We're headed for nothing but Wingdings.
  3. "Beef Crisis" was one of the weirdest pornos I've ever seen. Not THE weirdest, but one of the weirdest.
  4. "The right is a lot tougher than the left. They better not get them energized." Or else...what? What will the right do? Kill 22 and wound 26 brown people in El Paso because they're dirty invaders? Kill 9 black people in Buffalo, because minorities are "replacing" white people? Kill 11 jews in services in Pittsburgh because jews are conspiring to further the "great replacement" of good old white folks? Shoot up the CDC and kill a cop because Fauci and such? Ransack the Capitol and try to "hang Mike Pence?" Drive their car into protestors and kill one for standing up to white supremacy in Charlottesville? Assassinate a democrat lawmaker and her husband in Minnesota? Oh. My bad. Those are just some of the things they've ALREADY done. Apparently, there's more to come, and DOTARD is egging it on! How awesome for us. Can't wait to see what's next!
  5. Yep, that's my bet. The admin of "I deserve the Noble Peace Prize" and "no more foreign wars" is literally shopping around to find a good war to start. No fucking need or urgency, other than cough cough distract from the Epstein files. They are just going to look at a map, pick an opponent, and go to war.
  6. Grindr chat function.
  7. That's one of the key problems and side-effects when incompetents fill positions of actual responsibility and power. They can't actually perform the job (I mean, that's not even close to why they were put in the job anyway). They were given the job because they are suck-ups do so and say mean things that the DOTUS likes. The only skill they have is shitting on other people, and the only way to keep their job is to eliminate any nearby threats to that job. That is why regimes like this are ALWAYS total clusterfucks of infighting and backstabbing. Competent people don't have to backstab. They just do their job well, and that usually takes care of business.
  8. Hurricane Lucille!
  9. Remember the all the fucking Q-anon insanity about how dems are trafficking and torturing children to harvest and then transfuse their adrenochrome? Utter batshittery. But also remember how literally every accusation from these fucks is a confession? Oh FFS....Trump is actually trafficking and torturing children to harvest and then transfuse their adrenochrome. I mean, why the fuck not. We live in a land of shit that is beyond all sanity and credibility now. At this point, it actually makes sense.
  10. Brisketexan

    Pizza

    Last Godfathers I ate at was a strip mall Godfathers in Wichita, Kansas 24 years ago (we were suing Koch oil, so that's where the documents were). We took a lunch break and went in. The pizza was glorious, just as I remembered from my childhood. Also, it was kind of a neighborhood joint, and they were trying to entice moms and kids to stop in for lunch. The enticement was a clown working the restaurant crowd. A fucking clown. The creepiest goddamned clown I've ever seen, when we know that ALL clowns are creepy. Shit, my team talked about that fucking clown for YEARS after that trip. Fucking clowns, man.
  11. I mean....a lesson anyone with any sense learned in FIFTH FUCKING GRADE....but our collective business geenyuses can't seem to fucking figure out.
  12. People who gleefully voted for arsonist now bitch about getting burned in the conflagration. Also, they continue to send the arsonist more gasoline.
  13. An image of Hegseth as he begins his address to the gathered leadership: IYKYK.
  14. When low-dollar gov't benefits are given to brown and black people, it's communismsocialism. When massive 6-figure+ gov't benefits are given to white farmers, that's "good for America," and "just giving them what they've earned by being the backbone of America." Coulda sworn you got the memo. America is for rich white people, and the only real Americans are rich white people.
  15. It's actually fascinating that the same dipshits screaming about "we're headed for a population collapse! BREED MORE!" are simultaneously working to make human existence as miserable as possible, and working on ideas that will (1) enrich them in the short term while (2) creating material risk of our collapse/extinction as a species. And the masses gobble it up. We are marching to our own doom with smiles on our faces, and we reflexively attack anyone who dares say "hey....maybe we should pause and think about this."
  16. Yet.....and this is the important part....he would coast to re-election, getting every single one of the "unfavorable opinion" Republican voters, because they heard about a trans volleyball player in Oregon.
  17. This. I have a family member who married into such a family. In fact, soybeans is one of their larger crops. They are fucking absurdly rich. Big beautiful beach house in Florida in addition to the massive farmhouse(s) on their huge chunks of acreage in the upper midwest. Everyone drives new Escalades and such. Money just isn't a concern. Except at some point, maybe it becomes a concern. Voting to derail your own gravy train is certainly a choice.
  18. They're getting a new clock tower?
  19. Pulled a similar move at the Shoney's on Seawall blvd in Galveston. We'd been fishing the flounder run at San Luis Pass since sunrise. Got out of the water, and we were damned hungry. Drove straight to Shoneys. Went in still wearing our waders. Made massive plates of food - including unlimited bacon - while still smelling of seawater and muck. And shit, it was the Shoneys on Seawall, I bet we IMPROVED the classiness of the joint.
  20. It ESPECIALLY includes labor. In Trumpmerica, human beings are opex, not capex. Capex items are things you invest in, build, and maintain. Opex is just an expense to be slashed as much as possible, and then slashed again. We the people are a cost center to be reduced, not a resource to be invested in. Proceed accordingly.
  21. Counterpoint: this approach is evidence of how utterly fucked we are as a society. That's because the ONLY motivating factor for any policy action or item is "but what about ME?" It's the "Leopards Eating People's Faces" problem, nationwide. Government action X hurts the fuck out of person Y. Who cares? In fact, it's worse than "who cares" -- it's "awesome! Suck it, other guy!" It's only when Government action X ends up hurting YOU that you say "wait, Government action X is bad!" The dominant social dynamic in the US is -- for example -- people only worry about massive losses in the availability of healthcare when it hits them. When THEIR hospital closes, when THEIR medicare coverage evaporates, etc. The contra-approach -- one that is functionally dead in this country -- is that people should worry about massive losses in the availability of healthcare that hit their neighbors and fellow countrymen. We should ALL want Lorene and Cletus to have access to basic healthcare, because a healthy commonwealth is a good thing. It's an objectively good thing. It doesn't matter whether it directly benefits me or not. We should want a government that doesn't shit on basic constitutional rights because that is bad for the commonwealth, and destructive of basic governing principles that are social positives as a whole. TLDR; the approach above is just more of "all that matters is the 'me' good, zero consideration for the common good."
  22. It really can't. If there's one thing you can count on aggies for, it's keeping a sufficient stable of heifers suitable for, ummm....."breeding."
  23. The perfection of this era is not that the Super-MAGA approach to education puts a state dead-last. Nope. It's that MAGA looks to what they did in Oklahoma and says "oh don't you worry....we can do even WORSE." We are a full-on kakistocracy. It's shittacular beyond anyone's capacity to imagine even a few short years ago. Objectively speaking, it's one of the most amazing historical transformations ever seen. Rome fell over centuries. We may manage to destroy our nation and empire in a year or less, all to feed the ego of a single psychopath, and to provide the opportunity for a handful of oligarchs to suck all the blood from the corpse, leaving an empty husk but who gives a fuck they got theirs.
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