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Degenerate Gardner

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  1. Aggies way ahead of you. They opened the rabbit titty bar Cottontailz some time ago.
  2. Looks like someone else has adopted Fuck Around and Find Out. I hope it spreads like fire in an unraked forest.
  3. If they'll take Fresno you may be onto something.
  4. Both sides then, amirite
  5. Let's not forget, Trump's America also absolutely owns the funnel cake industry.
  6. Lili said it better.
  7. Trump is Pacman hurriedly eating ghosts before they reanimate and consequences return. Just a little more than a month until his pardon power evaporates. Grift, pardon, repeat will be his focus, even moreso than usual.
  8. Is that what Trump wanted to use on DC protestors?
  9. What say we not post dangerous, stupid shit? I know this must be a confusing request coming from me.
  10. The party which hysterically cried that kneeling football players doom America supports actual traitors. The constituency that breathlessly chastised us to Never Forget 9/11 ignores a similar Covid bodycount each day. And for all the horrors, they nearly re-elected Trump. I don't think charges of villainy matter a damn bit. This is our concern dude.
  11. When 'Whatever Trump says!" is your de facto ideology, there are bound to be a few logical missteps and whatnot.
  12. They're building a buzz. Marketing 101.
  13. Thus began an irrational lifelong hatred of coastal elites.
  14. I hope you realize that this claim is BS and use the readily available resources on this very board to disabuse yourself of this notion. I hope you're just lazy and/or blinded by confirmation bias. Optimism dwindling tho. C'mon man.
  15. Smart and selfish. Sometimes it's OK to be selfish, but don't be suprised when you're criticized for it.
  16. Lord loves a working man and don't trust whitey.
  17. Finally some good news.
  18. Step 1: Become chief cheerleader for a nuclear dumpster fire of a President whose pandemic bungling kills a quarter million Americans. Step 2: Undermine safety recommendations from qualified, competent public health officials that would limit additional deaths. Step 3: Profit. No I mean it, line up for your time at the trough, you've earned it.
  19. Dan is in a tough spot. The GOP crazies these days are out of their minds, turning against anyone who even occasionally contradicts Trump's version of truth. He can't afford too many more eye-for-an-eye exchanges.
  20. And that Melanie salted the Rose Garden. Probably some red stable boy lawn jockey statues too.
  21. Thanks. I was picturing a short-legged dog but that didn't feel right
  22. I wish I had a nickel every time I heard that.
  23. You're fun. I will let you know where I land on the whole Ignore thing.
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