Everything posted by NeverMarryAStripper
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Dominique's Sweater Tonight
I bet Elton and Doogie would be down for a threesome with her
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
That crap is the devil's creation
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
No wonder Bevo is Angry if he had to sift through seven years of Billy Liucci posts to come up with that
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
I take Sebastian and my daughter's ugly chihuahua to the Tanglewood dog park every evening. There is a pretty good group of regulars who go. I tolerate the dog people, but I know every one of the regular dogs' names. It's my happy place. I guess I just don't relate well to people. Is there a name for an elderly single gentleman who lives alone with a house full of dogs, because that's how I envision my old age.
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Civil War
I think I'll just wait on the real-life version in November
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UT Pro-Palestine Protest Thread
Jesus, that didn't look like it even came close to warranting a bunch of riot cops. We had a worse protest my freshman year when they appointed Lorene Rogers as President and the administration just basically ignored it until everyone decided it was time to go have a beer
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What is a Christian nationalist?
I rarely post anything on Facebook, and I mainly use it to keep up with relatives and real-life acquaintances that I don't see very often. I have a number of people that constantly bombard me with MAGA Christian Nationalist shit, and I think this is a powerful message for them. I'm thinking about posting it and seeing how many unfriend me. Can you embed TikTok into Facebook?
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Least deserved Heisman in history
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Let’s talk about how fucked up Tennessee is
It might make it a little easier to persuade the reluctant students to participate in a little sexy time
- 2024 Texas Baseball
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Why are the Round Rock cops and the FBI selling drugs to Greg Abbott?
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
What about AI MS Paint?
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ERCOT Urging For Energy Conservation
Somebody bought a house in my neighborhood and immediately put in artificial turf in the front yard. I used to walk Sebastian by it every evening counting down the days until the HOA made them rip it out. It was less than 30.
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I did not know that... trivial stuff you just learned
That chart seems a little misleading to me as it seems to assume that the hacker knows the length and composition of your password
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Alec Baldwin Shoots and Kills Cinematographer, Wounds Director
He should have hired someone to follow her around videoing her and asking loudly why are you an ugly cunt ALL THE TIME.
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Patio shade options
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The umpire conference appears to have been properly held in compliance with Appendix E, Section 1 (d) & (e) of the NCAA 2023 and 2024 Baseball Rules Book. Also, whether or not a baserunner is hit by a batted ball is clearly not reviewable under Appendix E, Section 2 (a). This may have been an oversite by the rules committee since virtually every other base running situation is reviewable, but this play is clearly not reviewable. If Pierce got heaved because he was arguing for a replay then he needs someone on his staff who knows the rules.- Русский корабль - иди нахуй
I hope his office doesn’t have a window- Quick passport renewal
Last time I had to renew my kid’s passports I used the downtown library. It was quick and easy.- Carpetbagging weasel faced smarmy little bitch, Ted Cruz
When I was at UT French Fry was my CB handle because that was what all my friends called me- 2023 Houston Mayoral Race
When I’m sitting in the dark in a couple of months, I’ll be sure and wave at your trash as it floats past my house- 2023 Houston Mayoral Race
So Whitmire is refusing to meet with Harris County Commissioner Lina Hidalgo despite repeated requests by her. His spokesman says he will meet with her when the time is right. I guess 40 days from hurricane season isn’t right. I’m sure it has nothing to do with him being petty for her endorsing SJL (I think that was a mistake on her part) or him being a closet Republican.- Deadpool & Wolverine
Make that mistake over there and you'll get stabbed- Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
I saw a MAGA bumper sticker today that I could get behind (actually I was behind it) Mothers Against Governor Abbot- Time for another ‘my dog is awesome’ thread
So is he going to grow into his skin? - 2024 Texas Baseball
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