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NeverMarryAStripper

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  1. There's nothing healthy about posting here, yet here we all are
  2. I have double doors in the front and I like it for exactly the reasons you cited. I don’t think it looks dated, but my house was built in the early 90’s and I’m old and fuck what anyone else thinks. I also like wearing those sketchers step in sneakers that. you don’t have to tie and fuck you if you don’t think they’re the bomb.
  3. Do they mean like igneous and metamorphic, or like quartz and granite?
  4. Is the uproar because they limited it to feral cats?
  5. If you blow your shit into the street you probably don't pick up after your dog either
  6. Just yell something unintelligible back at her, then she'll come into the same room just to yell at you for yelling at her across the house
  7. I went back and looked at the cast credits because I sure didn't remember Bruce Willis being in that movie.
  8. I would like to know how you go about finding hookers that take personal checks
  9. Texas' 38 CWS appearances represent just a hair over 50% of the total that have been held. USC has the second most appearances at 21 which represent 28% of the total that have been held.
  10. Here is a little bit of that history Titles 6 (Tied for 2nd) Finals Appearances 12 (2nd) CWS Appearances 38 (1st) CWS Victories 88 (1st)
  11. Not only is he a lousy shot, he’s a pussy as well
  12. So anything less than #6 or better every year is unacceptable? Name one program or coach ever that meets that standard.
  13. Yes, I think the meaning is clearly that you haven’t had sex since your mother sucked your dick 10 years ago and you’re pissed off about it
  14. That may be, but mass shootings aren't carried out by criminals trying to rob a bank or 7-11.
  15. If I had been on the rice plane, I would have just cleaned up the fucking rice and told the sky waitress "There I did your fucking job, can we leave now."
  16. Great series. I ended up finishing it in three days. I lost it in the scene when she comes back from DC hung over and her assistant just comes in and sets a hairbrush on her desk.
  17. "I want fewer sugar cubes in my coffee", or "There are fewer pollution particulates per million in the air today". Now let's do Affect and Effect.
  18. UT should always aspire to a staff ERA of 5+
  19. The conference is still there for the taking. If we turn it around next weekend it might come down to the series against WVU, or it won’t
  20. I 1 CWS appearance makes you a great coach, but 3 makes you a loser. I guess Angie must have been the worst coach ever
  21. I’m sure when he is fired after this series that CDC will consult you on the new hire
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