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NeverMarryAStripper

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  1. Technically wouldn't they be 1-1 since they also lost the spring game
  2. Is it really theft if it was delivered to the wrong address because you failed to check that you were having it delivered to the correct address?
  3. When you see a post by someone that thinks that is an acceptable insult to use then you can automatically discount any of its content as having any value at all
  4. He was too busy trying to bang his mom to about his sisters
  5. At least you can’t say that Longhorn baseball isn’t interesting.
  6. When I sleep longer than Sebastian thinks I should, he sits beside my bed and stares at me until I get up. For some reason, him just sitting there staring at me never fails to wake me up. I think it's a trick he learned from my daughter.
  7. It seems perfectly on brand that our dear leaders would pass a law requiring everyone to use non reusable plastic bags just to give the middle finger to all the woke people
  8. Just give the recruits the $150 million instead of building a practice facility. They don’t really like to practice anyway.
  9. Maybe it was Coinstar that pulled the heist. They could deposit $1,000,000 in dimes and not raise any suspicions.
  10. There’s a big difference in the treatment if your heirs sell it after you kick the Buc jet and if you sell it when they put you in an old folks home.
  11. 2.268 Grams * 1,000,000 / 453.592 = 5,000.09 Lbs 0.430 ml * 1,000,000 *. 061024 = 26,240.32 Cubic Inches / 1,728 = 15.12 Cubic Feet
  12. A Last Kingdom movie coming to Netflix tomorrow
  13. So could you get buried sitting in a chair rather than in a casket?
  14. Ha Ha my little brother had that exact car
  15. My son goes to Lone Star in CyFair, and the on-campus cafeteria had been closed due to covid, they reopened it this year as a mini Luby's
  16. Yeah, driving back from Austin to Houston after the games, I always stop at the Quicktrip in Bastrop right across the freeway from Buccees
  17. That's the best I could do as well
  18. It’s not so much that it’s a requirement as it is necessary to have any of those sheep jumpers as customers.z
  19. If you absolutely have to be a douchebag and open carry, it would be nice if you carried in such a way that when you inevitably have your accidental discharge, it hits you and not someone innocently standing behind you
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