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mr. sunshine

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  1. I’ll attest to the fact that Jim Beam with a little lime Topo Chico and ice spilled in there definitely does the trick
  2. Huh? I thought the C stood for curious
  3. Personally I skipped the book, movie and TV series and went straight to the magic that is Trapper John MD
  4. On the bright side it doesn’t sound like he performed a full-on Warehime on the bathroom so they don’t have to move
  5. My first concert was Scorpions opening for Iron Maiden with Di’Anno. Beaumont civic center. ‘80 I think. A couple of songs in Klaus took a bottle to the head from the balcony and the place went nuts. Top 5 show ever Also ‘It’s a Long Way to the Top’ is not only the best AC/DC song but perhaps the greatest song ever
  6. This except without the stripes and custom rims. It was for my sister, who hated it. I was only 14 but allowed to drive it to my cousin’s and there was a a sand pit down the road. Good times
  7. Coincidentally those same words will soon be ringing in his ears courtesy of someone standing inside the Tuscaloosa County jail/Alabama pen
  8. The Limey was on this morning. Terrence Stamp fucking everybody up
  9. Potato headed with the haircut of a 12 year old and an even shittier wardrobe is no way to go through life son
  10. They charged more for a hamburger than a cheeseburger because holding the cheese evidently fucked up the assembly line. Also, like the sign said, insults were free. They eventually ran a speaker outside to harass pedestrians when things were slow
  11. Do you need a good lawyer? I need a good judge
  12. In the days before cellphones and the internet on signing day a district judge would ask me to periodically call the Statesman’s 800 number for updates and pass notes to the bench
  13. My father and I used to deer hunt in Kansas. We always got a kick out of how they talked about Lawrence like aggy talks about Austin
  14. Most of us at surly aren’t really familiar with that concept. Let’s just call her the girl with the restraining order to keep it relatable
  15. I’m interested in conducting business. How much?
  16. Among other things curious to see if they bring up the Porter Wagoner incident that Tammy’s sisters described on Tales from the Tour Bus. Legend was Porter was packing
  17. Yet it’s a veritable Monty Python skit compared to any State Farm commercial ever made
  18. Uncle Rico been working out. Stiffler’s mom could portray a parade float at this point
  19. I swear we’re only a couple of years away from that “I’d buy that for a dollar” show in Robocop
  20. This. I usually watch it on LHN being the glutton for punishment I am. I imagine Sark’s thankful for the volleyball game
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