Parker Livingstone to Texas! https://247sports.com/player/parker-livingstone-46114138/
idigTexas 2729 Posted August 28, 2023 (edited) 13 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said: I'd call it more of a weak reference to obscure '90s television than a joke, but whatever. It got no reaction when someone else made the same "joke" on page two, but Surly's a tough crowd. Edited August 28, 2023 by idigTexas Quote
Dennis Taylor 23246 Posted August 28, 2023 7 minutes ago, idigTexas said: I'd call it more of a weak reference to obscure '90s television than a joke, but whatever. It got no reaction when someone else made the same "joke" on page two, but Surly's a tough crowd. You want me to go back and shame them too? Surly is a tough crowd but if you're not up to speed on 90s, or Lord help you, 80s tv and movies it can be a lot tougher. I don't make the rules 1 Quote
idigTexas 2729 Posted August 28, 2023 (edited) 26 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said: You want me to go back and shame them too? Surly is a tough crowd but if you're not up to speed on 90s, or Lord help you, 80s tv and movies it can be a lot tougher. I don't make the rules As long as no one calls me a moron, Dennis. Edited August 28, 2023 by idigTexas 1 Quote
Serak The Preparer 3726 Posted August 28, 2023 1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said: You want me to go back and shame them too? Surly is a tough crowd but if you're not up to speed on 90s, or Lord help you, 80s tv and movies it can be a lot tougher. I don't make the rules This board exists to chew bubblegum and cater to old white guys, and it's all out of bubblegum. 1 2 Quote
Dennis Taylor 23246 Posted August 28, 2023 1 minute ago, Serak The Preparer said: This board exists to chew bubblegum and cater to old white guys, and it's all out of bubblegum. 1 1 Quote
Dennis Taylor 23246 Posted August 28, 2023 1 hour ago, idigTexas said: As long as no one calls me a moron, Dennis. Still grounds for firing, even if you're the reigning employee of the month Quote
Hank Scorpio 18511 Posted August 29, 2023 On 8/27/2023 at 9:33 PM, texifornia said: I didn’t know Lovejoy was playing a middle school for disabled kids. 2 Quote
Sejjr 3261 Posted August 29, 2023 I have no idea how terrible College Station High is, but that film is hilarious. Quote
Rholl 285 Posted August 29, 2023 good lord I want him to be shipley. im afraid he will wind up jake smith Quote
UDontKnow 11071 Posted August 29, 2023 51 minutes ago, Rholl said: good lord I want him to be shipley. im afraid he will wind up jake smith You'll get Jaggy McJaggerson and you'll like it! Quote
Park Gothic 8738 Posted August 29, 2023 On 8/28/2023 at 11:17 AM, Dennis Taylor said: Still grounds for firing, even if you're the reigning employee of the month Mister, if you don't shut up I'm going to kick 100% of your ass 2 Quote
Dennis Taylor 23246 Posted August 29, 2023 11 minutes ago, Park Gothic said: Mister, if you don't shut up I'm going to kick 100% of your ass Easy there Hoss, that conversation was with the little dweeb with a lisp, not me. Brad Hamilton would have ended up head first in the garbage can if he told me that Quote
RGBIII 23925 Posted August 29, 2023 On 8/27/2023 at 12:16 PM, mantis toboggan said: He’s busy checking to see if jadon blue is still on the roster. Wait...is he? Quote
TheMailBox357 213 Posted August 29, 2023 I'm watching popular CFB recruiting YouTuber Sharpe Sports' video that he put out a month & half ago breaking down the HUDL film of UT's summer commits. I busted out LOL during the Parker Livingstone segment thinking about the posters in this thread who were calling Livingstone a JAG throughout this Summer: Thinking back to the WRs UT recruited in the '23 recruiting cycle, Livingstone is definitely a better X WR prospect than the Arizona kid that was previously committed to USC & the Houston area kid that was previously committed to UT that ended up at UH. Livingstone is faster & just moves better than those guys. 1 2 Quote
Popular Comment Hank Scorpio 18511 Posted August 30, 2023 Popular Comment Man I feel like an idiot for doubting Livingstone. I had no idea a guy on youtube thinks he’s good. We all owe him an apology. 2 2 8 1 Quote
Chooky 14582 Posted August 30, 2023 But the YouTuber has energy and cute David Dobrik/young Logan Paul style edits. And he'll watch an athletic play and the video will pause and he'll say something like "What!?! Broken ankles, y'all! Let's goooo!" 2 Quote
cmontexas 4596 Posted August 30, 2023 18 hours ago, Rholl said: good lord I want him to be shipley. im afraid he will wind up jake smith Legend has it there was also a taller, slower but still productive Shipley brother Quote
Tree Fidy 1444 Posted August 30, 2023 2 hours ago, TheMailBox357 said: I'm watching popular CFB recruiting YouTuber Sharpe Sports' video that he put out a month & half ago breaking down the HUDL film of UT's summer commits. I busted out LOL during the Parker Livingstone segment thinking about the posters in this thread who were calling Livingstone a JAG throughout this Summer: Thinking back to the WRs UT recruited in the '23 recruiting cycle, Livingstone is definitely a better X WR prospect than the Arizona kid that was previously committed to USC & the Houston area kid that was previously committed to UT that ended up at UH. Livingstone is faster & just moves better than those guys. Ketch, put down the bucket of chicken, turn off the Internets, and get your fat ass to a game to watch in person. Until then, STFU. 2 Quote
Pato del Muerto 63703 Posted August 30, 2023 35 minutes ago, cmontexas said: Legend has it there was also a taller, slower but still productive Shipley brother That also could throw the occasional td pass Quote
Fondren & Main 9224 Posted August 30, 2023 3 hours ago, TheMailBox357 said: I'm watching popular CFB recruiting YouTuber Sharpe Sports' video that he put out a month & half ago breaking down the HUDL film of UT's summer commits. I busted out LOL during the Parker Livingstone segment thinking about the posters in this thread who were calling Livingstone a JAG throughout this Summer: Thinking back to the WRs UT recruited in the '23 recruiting cycle, Livingstone is definitely a better X WR prospect than the Arizona kid that was previously committed to USC & the Houston area kid that was previously committed to UT that ended up at UH. Livingstone is faster & just moves better than those guys. Did your ham order come in yet? 1 Quote
closetojumping 79864 Posted August 30, 2023 On 8/29/2023 at 3:00 AM, UDontKnow said: You'll get Jaggy McJaggerson and you'll like it! I keep seeing this thread pop back up to the top of this board. I don't read the individual recruit threads very often but decided to click. It appears as though this thread has gone in the aggie direction of declaring Jaggy McJaggerson underrated, underranked, and the next Jordan Shipley because he had a good opening game? Well count me in!! Parker Livingston is going to fucking crush it at the next level and I take back everything I said about him being the next Dustin Miksch. 1 Quote
Fondren & Main 9224 Posted August 31, 2023 5 hours ago, closetojumping said: I keep seeing this thread pop back up to the top of this board. I don't read the individual recruit threads very often but decided to click. It appears as though this thread has gone in the aggie direction of declaring Jaggy McJaggerson underrated, underranked, and the next Jordan Shipley because he had a good opening game? Well count me in!! Parker Livingston is going to fucking crush it at the next level and I take back everything I said about him being the next Dustin Miksch. More Clint Haney, imo. 1 Quote
hookemATL 13789 Posted August 31, 2023 19 hours ago, closetojumping said: I keep seeing this thread pop back up to the top of this board. I don't read the individual recruit threads very often but decided to click. It appears as though this thread has gone in the aggie direction of declaring Jaggy McJaggerson underrated, underranked, and the next Jordan Shipley because he had a good opening game? Well count me in!! Parker Livingston is going to fucking crush it at the next level and I take back everything I said about him being the next Dustin Miksch. Look man, we know you can beat him in the 40. We get it. I feel like you are letting your athletic prowess/superior performance cloud your opinion here. 2 1 Quote
Dennis Taylor 23246 Posted September 1, 2023 21 hours ago, hookemATL said: Look man, we know you can beat him in the 40. We get it. I feel like you are letting your athletic prowess/superior performance cloud your opinion here. Quote
Beau Vine 64725 Posted September 1, 2023 On 8/30/2023 at 11:10 PM, Fondren & Main said: More Clint Haney, imo. I remember going to one of his games his senior year of HS. I remember it because of the sheer number of times my wife asked me, "Which one of these guys is going to Texas again?" because Haney did nothing and looked nothing like a D1 player. Quote
Hornlover 9134 Posted September 12, 2023 1 hour ago, texifornia said: Can we just go ahead and give him the "White Lightning" nickname? He is giving off Matthew Boling vibes. 1 Quote
cafe society 3434 Posted September 12, 2023 18 hours ago, Hornlover said: Can we just go ahead and give him the "White Lightning" nickname? He is giving off Matthew Boling vibes. Jesus, I wish. Quote
Poe It Up 125 Posted September 14, 2023 So Justin was mentioning that he’s in a boot with an undisclosed injury. He refused to comment further on it for fear of pissing off the family. Quote
closetojumping 79864 Posted September 14, 2023 31 minutes ago, Poe It Up said: So Justin was mentioning that he’s in a boot with an undisclosed injury. He refused to comment further on it for fear of pissing off the family. Whoever mentioned Clint Haney nailed it. Jaggy McJaggerson is following that path perfectly. Put up some crazy high school numbers, get hurt seriously, have scholarship honored, fade generally into irrelevance. Quote
Helobious 10765 Posted September 15, 2023 12 hours ago, closetojumping said: Whoever mentioned Clint Haney nailed it. Jaggy McJaggerson is following that path perfectly. Put up some crazy high school numbers, get hurt seriously, have scholarship honored, fade generally into irrelevance. I would call that a stupid comparison because Haney was tearing up defenses filled with guys named Mason or Carlos while Livingstone is playing in the DFW, but looking at Lovejoy’s schedule last year it seems like they were doing mostly the same thing. They did fall just short in a playoff shootout with South Oak Cliff but it looks like he had a quiet game that day. Still, Haney was a 5’10 175 lb RB whose last name isn’t McCaffrey. Livingstone is a 6’3 track star playing WR. Livingstone has a much clearer shot at being a lot more than Jagg McJagson or whatever your dumb nickname is. 2 1 1 Quote
Pato del Muerto 63703 Posted September 15, 2023 Welp, that missive ought to just about wrap up Parker’s career. Someone ought to tell him and the lovejoy team. 4 Quote
Zeus 8111 Posted September 15, 2023 On 8/27/2023 at 8:57 AM, BurntOrange&White said: CTJ awfully quiet now He's just another guy putting up 200yds a game receiving and running back kickoffs for TDs lmao Quote
closetojumping 79864 Posted September 15, 2023 10 hours ago, Helobious said: I would call that a stupid comparison because Haney was tearing up defenses filled with guys named Mason or Carlos while Livingstone is playing in the DFW, but looking at Lovejoy’s schedule last year it seems like they were doing mostly the same thing. They did fall just short in a playoff shootout with South Oak Cliff but it looks like he had a quiet game that day. Still, Haney was a 5’10 175 lb RB whose last name isn’t McCaffrey. Livingstone is a 6’3 track star playing WR. Livingstone has a much clearer shot at being a lot more than Jagg McJagson or whatever your dumb nickname is. I enjoy interacting with you, Helobious. You are an awesome straight man for me. 1 Quote
SydneyCarton 57776 Posted September 15, 2023 Helobious - Guy sucked because "Dude was playing against guys named Mason or Carlos" also Helobious: "Texas needs to recruit the Valley more." 1 6 Quote
Helobious 10765 Posted September 15, 2023 58 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said: Helobious - Guy sucked because "Dude was playing against guys named Mason or Carlos" also Helobious: "Texas needs to recruit the Valley more." I recognize we’re not a football hotbed. Is there a ton of talent down there? Not at all. Is there a little? Sometimes, yes. I’m going full Iconoclast Texan (UH fan way, not political psycho way) once UTRGV starts playing. No idea what all that has to do with livingstone being anything other than a solid prospect. The physical tools alone make CTJs stance laughable. If he was a smaller/slower guy putting up huge numbers, yeah he’d have a point. 1 Quote
RomaVicta 36434 Posted September 15, 2023 A Texas recruit had a great game. Let's double down on declaring he won't be of any value! Don't make no sense to me. I agree with Helobius. To suggest this player has no promise is weak. Why would he get an offer from Texas early in the process? He does have measurables. All the feuding distorts perspective sometimes. Quote
closetojumping 79864 Posted September 15, 2023 4 minutes ago, Helobious said: I recognize we’re not a football hotbed. Is there a ton of talent down there? Not at all. Is there a little? Sometimes, yes. I’m going full Iconoclast Texan (UH fan way, not political psycho way) once UTRGV starts playing. No idea what all that has to do with livingstone being anything other than a solid prospect. The physical tools alone make CTJs stance laughable. If he was a smaller/slower guy putting up huge numbers, yeah he’d have a point. I've said this before, but I have trouble sometimes figuring out whether it is more entertaining to me when people get the joke, or when they don't. It's for sure the latter on this one. 1 Quote
closetojumping 79864 Posted September 15, 2023 3 minutes ago, RomaVicta said: A Texas recruit had a great game. Let's double down on declaring he won't be of any value! Don't make no sense to me. I agree with Helobius. To suggest this player has no promise is weak. Why would he get an offer from Texas early in the process? He does have measurables. All the feuding distorts perspective sometimes. There's no feud, man. It's a bit. Built out of several people overreacting to something basic I wrote in June, so I leaned into it. I'm all for Livingston killing it at Texas. I won't show up to "own" anything on this one though, as I've been fine with the take as a "one of the last guys in the class" kind of take, which I can say for sure that it is. Every class needs those kind of guys. If he turns out to be the next bad ass WR, awesome. If he's just a glue guy that helps in the locker room, fine too. 8-10 of those types are fine. Any more than that and suddenly they're playing them and we're back in the spin cycle. 1 Quote
Mitch Cumsteen 19934 Posted September 15, 2023 1 hour ago, RomaVicta said: I agree with Helobius. Public service announcement: If you ever find yourself typing those four words, then you need to take a step back from the keyboard, maybe go for a walk or something to clear your head, then go back to the post and right before clicking "submit reply" just delete what you wrote and start all over. 4 Quote
RomaVicta 36434 Posted September 16, 2023 6 hours ago, Mitch Cumsteen said: Public service announcement: If you ever find yourself typing those four words, then you need to take a step back from the keyboard, maybe go for a walk or something to clear your head, then go back to the post and right before clicking "submit reply" just delete what you wrote and start all over. I liked DangerSnax, too. If I take a break, I'll go find him and bring his free-form prose writing ass back home. 1 Quote
Hornlover 9134 Posted November 29, 2023 5 minutes ago, texifornia said: I thought his home was way down yonder on the Chattahoochee 1 Quote
SimkinsMan 5857 Posted November 29, 2023 29 minutes ago, Hornlover said: I thought his home was way down yonder on the Chattahoochee He's just a Small Town Southern Man who's Chasin' that Neon Football. Quote
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