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14 minutes ago, bolverk said:

You revealed your true colors last night.

You take a good natured ribbing poorly.[/serious]

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11 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

The 1980s called, it wants its foreign policy back.  

hey look, @Johnny Sack is back and he's pretending like Trump has a foreign policy objective. which reminds me, what are your thoughts on Trump's Syria 'plan'? You pretty impressed? 

17 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

The 1980s called, it wants its foreign policy back.  

I think there is a difference between saying we're on the brink of war with Russia and not siding with your intelligence agencies when they say Russia was doing their best to influence the election. I mean every country with the power to do so tries to influence every election that's important to them, but least some pretending that "hey, we saw what happened and we're doing the best we can to keep any country from influencing our elections" would be reassuring from POTUS.

5 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

You take a good natured ribbing poorly.[/serious]

Nothing about this thread was "good natured" last night. That's why I bowed out early in the evening. Skimming it this morning showed I made the right decision.

Your schtick of pretending to be an even-handed, neutral referee was revealed to be a con when you joined the premature victory dance last night. Y'all were acting like aggy in the UCLA game.

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27 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

The 1980s called, it wants its foreign policy back.  

Oh yeah, Reilly? Well, the jerkstore called. They're running outta you. 

If Maddow was indeed not crying, someone pease get her some antihistamines ASAP. I half expected one of her cameramen to throw her some Kleenex, just brutal. 

29 minutes ago, Dolemite said:

The report was given out by the media as soon as it was released. Had there been anything in it, it would have been released Thursday AM around 9 AM, or better yet, Monday AM at 9 AM.

The fact that it was released when it was. supports that there is not anything in it.

 

What are you talking about? Mueller doesn't give a shit about media cycles. And he's done many of his major actions on Fridays. Dude must like his weekends. 

New conspiracy time. Was Maddow crying? What say you Surly?

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32 minutes ago, Dolemite said:

The report was given out by the media as soon as it was released. Had there been anything in it, it would have been released Thursday AM around 9 AM, or better yet, Monday AM at 9 AM.

The fact that it was released when it was. supports that there is not anything in it.

Wait. You think the report was given to the media?

Seriously?

6 minutes ago, Chrispy said:

If Maddow was indeed not crying, someone pease get her some antihistamines ASAP. I half expected one of her cameramen to throw her some Kleenex, just brutal. 

You listen to Michael Savage.  Pathetic 

1 minute ago, Ted Lange said:

You listen to Michael Savage.  Pathetic 

That guy still has a show?

Wow.

1 minute ago, maninblack said:

New conspiracy time. Was Maddow crying? What say you Surly?

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Who gives a shit? You mean someone cares about the implications of this administration and might get emotional about it? Weird that you get off on that. "Trump shits on the American flag and its ok because libtears." 

MIB goes into hibernation, only to come out to show his ass. Congrats. 

1 minute ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

Who gives a shit? You mean someone cares about the implications of this administration and might get emotional about it? Weird that you get off on that. "Trump shits on the American flag and its ok because libtears." 

MIB goes into hibernation, only to come out to show his ass. Congrats. 

But she didn't get emotional. At all. That's why it's so silly.

6 minutes ago, maninblack said:

New conspiracy time. Was Maddow crying? What say you Surly?

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She was on election night.

Just now, Incredulity said:

She was on election night.

Again, that's just silly. You obviously don't watch Rachel Maddow.

1 minute ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

Who gives a shit? You mean someone cares about the implications of this administration and might get emotional about it? Weird that you get off on that. "Trump shits on the American flag and its ok because libtears." 

MIB goes into hibernation, only to come out to show his ass. Congrats. 

Somebody's bracket is toast. Lighten up Francis. I told you humorless fucks two years ago the issue was a loser but y'all shouted everyone with any common sense down and implored that we all let the investigation play out. So everyone did and now it's over. Guess what it's not my ass that's showing here chief.

2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Again, that's just silly. You obviously don't watch Rachel Maddow.

I should have screen shot it but Foxs headline this morning was the left crying last night. Headline has since changed. 

1 hour ago, Jhawk said:

Reading comprehension? He said it’s likely that more indictments are coming at different jurisdictions for crimes not related to Russia probe. I said that he has no evidence that there are indictments coming. Which is true. There hasn’t been one leak or credible source come forward and say “SDNY is going to indict JK (or junior) for bank fraud (or any other crime)”. I didn’t say they didn’t commit crimes or there isn’t other investigations I said that jimmy is speculating and then telling us “it’s very likely”. Just like we heard “it’s very likely that trump is a Russian asset installed by Putin himself” for 2 years. 

The amount of blind spin around here that is blindly accepted and twisted to fit any individual poster’s world view is insanity. 

Um . . . "he" is me.

My point is that I think (MY OPINION) Junior and Kushner are facing legal consequence, whether in the form of sealed Mueller indictments or ones filed by other prosecutors.  I think my expectation is completely rational given the number of people who are (a) close to the family and (b) have already gone down.  I'm not exactly out on a limb here, but hey, do whatever it is you do.  (What exactly IS it you do, besides act the ass?)

Just now, maninblack said:

Somebody's bracket is toast. Lighten up Francis. I told you humorless fucks two years ago the issue was a loser but y'all shouted everyone with any common sense down and implored that we all let the investigation play out. So everyone did and now it's over. Guess what it's not my ass that's showing here chief.

So you know what's in the report and what will resolve from it? Tell it again Nostradamus.

Does Fox and Friends only come on during week days? I want to see Hugos first screenshot of that.

Wow.

I see the crazies have come out of their holes.

Just one question - those of you so sure that this report is a vindication of Trump will surely join in calling for a full, unredacted release of said report, yes?

3 minutes ago, maninblack said:

Somebody's bracket is toast. Lighten up Francis. I told you humorless fucks two years ago the issue was a loser but y'all shouted everyone with any common sense down and implored that we all let the investigation play out. So everyone did and now it's over. Guess what it's not my ass that's showing here chief.

It's not, though. That's what you fail to understand. This is nowhere close to being over. 

Wow.

I see the crazies have come out of their holes.

Just one question - those of you so sure that this report is a vindication of Trump will surely join in calling for a full, unredacted release of said report, yes?
It does always seem coordinated. What's telling is Trump's silence and that he's huddled at Mara Lago with his lawyers and press aides.
16 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Wait. You think the report was given to the media?

Seriously?

That the report was being released. 

3 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Um . . . "he" is me.

My point is that I think (MY OPINION) Junior and Kushner are facing legal consequence, whether in the form of sealed Mueller indictments or ones filed by other prosecutors.  I think my expectation is completely rational given the number of people who are (a) close to the family and (b) have already gone down.  I'm not exactly out on a limb here, but hey, do whatever it is you do.  (What exactly IS it you do, besides act the ass?)

You said it “likely” to happen. That isn’t an opinion that is you making an assertion. You could have said “I think they’ll still face legal trouble” or “I believe they are going to face legal trouble” what you said is they are likely to be indicted. That isn’t an opinion. 

Conclusions to be announced between 3-5 eastern time per Fox News 

17 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Wait. You think the report was given to the media?

Seriously?

Dolemite.

Just now, JimmyJames said:

Conclusions to be announced between 3-5 eastern time per Fox News 

To Congress or public? I know I know, leaks and all but there is a difference. 

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4 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Wow.

I see the crazies have come out of their holes.

Just one question - those of you so sure that this report is a vindication of Trump will surely join in calling for a full, unredacted release of said report, yes?

 

1 minute ago, Dolemite said:

That the report was being released. 

That isn't what was reported yesterday. The report was given to the AG. That's it so far.

30 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Nothing about this thread was "good natured" last night. That's why I bowed out early in the evening. Skimming it this morning showed I made the right decision.

Your schtick of pretending to be an even-handed, neutral referee was revealed to be a con when you joined the premature victory dance last night. Y'all were acting like aggy in the UCLA game.

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Wow you really do have a stick far up your ass. I think that you are conflating a bunch of other posters with me. I didn’t post much at all last night. A couple barbs at JimmyJames for being a bitch negger. And my usual snipes at Hugo, who was in full troll mode, for running his active measures campaign on this board.  With a side dish of good natured ribbing based on a call back to the topical thread from the old board that generated the whole [serious] tag nonsense.   

If you think that’s my victory dance, you misjudge me. Of course, feel free to quote any of my posts from last night you like to justify your whiney ass bullshit. If you need a frame of reference, the post below is more my style when I feel like rubbing some noses in it. But I’m keeping my powder dry for the moment. It’s going to take some time to sort through and organize all the nonsense that been spewed once we see the final read out.   

 

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2 minutes ago, Jhawk said:

You said it “likely” to happen. That isn’t an opinion that is you making an assertion. You could have said “I think they’ll still face legal trouble” or “I believe they are going to face legal trouble” what you said is they are likely to be indicted. That isn’t an opinion. 

Oh for fuck's sake.  Blow me.  Everything posted here is an opinion -- stop being a dick.

Here:  "it's my opinion they are more likely to be indicted than not".  That good for you?

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

Dolemite.

I was wondering when you would have the guts to show up.

22 minutes ago, maninblack said:

New conspiracy time. Was Maddow crying? What say you Surly?

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I’ll tell you in two years. 

Just now, Dolemite said:

I was wondering when you would have the guts to show up.

I was here until at least 2 in the morning, dipshit.  I "showed up" again several hours ago.

3 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Conclusions to be announced between 3-5 eastern time per Fox News 

Yeah, that's not going to cut it.

They're going to have to release the entire report and the evidence.

It's a good thing Democrats have subpoena power.

18 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

That guy still has a show?

Wow.

Comedy show.

1 minute ago, Chrispy said:

I’ll tell you in two years. 

I hope it's like Karl Rove in 2012.

That was special.

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Yeah, that's not going to cut it.

They're going to have to release the entire report and the evidence.

It's a good thing Democrats have subpoena power.

Get ready to be disappointed.

They won’t supoena it, they would rather have the claim of lack of transparency then actually get the report.

12 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

It's not, though. That's what you fail to understand. This is nowhere close to being over. 

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20 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

You listen to Michael Savage.  Pathetic 

Not very often, mostly Kilmeade. 

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You know, maybe there are folks out there that don’t give a shit about who goes to jail or not.  They just wanted to know what happened during the 2016 election since we clearly weren’t getting the truth from Trump and his circle of proven liars.  Sadly, many of Trump’s people are now felons for lying about Russia.  

I wish they would have told us the truth up front and we wouldn’t need this investigation.  But no, they had to lie, bitch, moan, and fire everyone trying to get to the truth.

I’m still hoping we get a good collection of the facts from Mueller but it’s hard to argue Trump didn’t bring this all on himself.

Just now, Hugo Stiglitz said:

You know, maybe there are folks out there that don’t give a shit about who goes to jail or not.  They just wanted to know what happened during the 2016 election since we clearly weren’t getting the truth from Trump and his circle of proven liars.  Sadly, many of Trump’s people are now felons for lying about Russia.  

I wish they would have told us the truth up front and we wouldn’t need this investigation.  But no, they had to lie, bitch, moan, and fire everyone trying to get to the truth.

I’m still hoping we get a good collection of the facts from Mueller but it’s hard to argue Trump didn’t bring this all on himself.

We're going to know everything that Robert Mueller knows. It's just a matter of when.

Just now, David Dennison said:

We're going to know everything that Robert Mueller knows. It's just a matter of when.

We'll probably have to wait for his book or some fucking memoir unfortunately.

Just now, maninblack said:

We'll probably have to wait for his book or some fucking memoir unfortunately.

We won't have to wait for that. 

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