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Rags to riches? Nobody ever thinks of colleges and say to themselves "that's a great rags to riches story "  GCU has a more interesting story than those dorks and have been around a fraction of the time. 

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Lyle Lovett is a f'n genius.  REKeen is closer to d-list and even he has written some great songs.  A&M is lucky to claim both of them.

That 2nd D list guy allegedly banged Kelly Willis and was married to Julia Roberts. Show some respect. 

Wait…Lyle got with Kelly Willis? Now I REALLY hate him.
On 12/24/2025 at 4:25 PM, Longboard Horn said:

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Man, if my aggy family were dicks I would have this made into a poster and framed and gifted to them, but fortunately they're 2%ers. I asked if they had ever heard of TexAgs and they have not. That's how you know they're realistic. 

On 12/25/2025 at 7:30 AM, Tex Pete said:

Exactly. They never shut the fuck up, no matter what. It’s much better not playing them. 

I was here once, but after the last two seasons I've grown to love playing them because no matter how miserable my life can be at times, at least I'm not poor or aggy (they're redundant, I know). It's great beating their asses and watching them cry. The schadenfreude is too good to pass up now.

23 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

look you stupid sip, in 2021 for a few minutes in december aggy had to momentarily suspend all female students in order to forfeit the gator bowl as an all-male COLLEGE, before resuming normal service as the standing host of the north american nuremberg light festival of fire, which is why that game doesn't count in the win-loss totals... for bowl games....  as a co-ed institution.....  that likes to play with fire

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Well this is a first to see a thank you for Ass to Mouth. 

i repeat a lot of visuals over time for newcomers and drive-by neutrals

if the band pic is new to you that was when we won halftime in the 2011 game at pyle

26 minutes ago, William Bludworth said:

I was here once, but after the last two seasons I've grown to love playing them because no matter how miserable my life can be at times, at least I'm not poor or aggy (they're redundant, I know). It's great beating their asses and watching them cry. The schadenfreude is too good to pass up now.

Have you forgotten what it's like when we lose to them?

4 minutes ago, John Coctostan said:

Have you forgotten what it's like when we lose to them?

Yes. I choose to not remember those days. They're too painful for me. Right now, at this very moment, I'm still trying to recover from the Michael Crabtree "I seen it in my dreams" catch against Earl Thomas. That one hurts more than anything. I'll never get over it. I was at that game, and the pain is insurmountable. 

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1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:


Wait…Lyle got with Kelly Willis? Now I REALLY hate him.

Allegedly. There was a photo from the 90’s of them in a hotel hallway, Hotel Notell probably, after the Julia Roberts divorce.  That some good rebound material for a song.  Allegedly.  

Couple of things from my perspective:

OU is our clear #1 rival. I hate losing to them but (cheating aside) I semi respect them. They are a true blood like us (this is a fact). Usually a good program, history, championships, Heisman players, etc. 

A&M is a want to be. Clear #2/3 (Arky is miserable too). Losing to them is bad. No real history, stupid stuff called tradition - to them taking a shit is probably a tradition, a championship in 1939, acting like fools always, blathering on about how great they are or will be next year, conspiracy theories, etc. 

This thread is nothing about obsession. It's for us to laugh at ignorance from delusional clowns. A&M is the Jerry Springer guest for college football. Obsession is them doing Horns down at everything. Their existence is defined by Texas. 

At Michigan game a Michigan fan in front of me asked if aggy was biggest rival and the df Texas fan ahead of him said yes. I had to correct him and say that is like saying Michigan State is your biggest rival. OU is our biggest rival and we hate losing to OU, we are embarrassed losing to aggy because we have no business ever losing to them.

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I didn't have a brother.  My friends who had  big brothers were subject to endless torture that played on their faults, their immaturity, their goofyness.  This torture ranged from titty twisters and swirlies to dropping a loogie on their face, failing to pick them up from school when it was raining or broadcasting their crushes to the entire student body.

I like to think of this thread as a manifestation of my lack of a little brother, and I will gleefully pile on at their endless failures in engaging reality.  It is the most predictable thing in the world, like the flu in winter or taxes in April.  I've been watching these twits fail EVEN WHEN THEY BEAT US for over 40 years.  It is one of the great joys in my life.

 

Aggy has also played more FCS programs than any other program in CFB during that stretch, averaging OVER 1  FCS game per year

 

We willingly played our last FCS opponent over 30 years ago. In fact, aggy has played almost double the number of FCS programs in 13 years that we have played in 140

 

crazy

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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116/14=8.286 61/14=4.357

The more things change the more they stay the same

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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I went back and fact checked their claim of playing 44 top 15 teams ranked AT THE TIME. Wouldn’t you know it, if you take end of year rankings they have to drop 17 of those 44. I also found that the author selectively chose at the time or final ranking, or both in some cases.

But the most astounding thing is 2 of those 44 top 15 ranked teams were in fact #3 ranked FCS SHSU (2012) and #4 ranked FCS SHSU (2013)

This is just one of the many reasons this thread is so long, fucking Aggie being Aggie.

Too late to edit, without doing a deep dive on our claims, so he thinks we played 2 top 15 teams last season as ranked AT THE TIME?

UM was top 10, UGA, UGA, ASU, OSU. I count 5, but Aggie math I guess.

4 hours ago, John Coctostan said:

Have you forgotten what it's like when we lose to them?

To be fair, I've forgotten almost everything from 15+ years ago.

3 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Aggy has also played more FCS programs than any other program in CFB during that stretch, averaging OVER 1  FCS game per year

 

We willingly played our last FCS opponent over 30 years ago. In fact, aggy has played almost double the number of FCS programs in 13 years that we have played in 140

 

crazy

FCS games shouldn’t count, but these are the same people who have claimed spring game wins in the past so they could claim 10 win seasons.

Also, after fact checking their above 44 vs 25 top 15 opponents over the span from 2012-2025, it turns out we actually played 53 teams ranked in the top 15 at the time. That graphic is complete bullshit.

3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Why top 15? Why not top 25 or top 10?

I'm not going to do the legwork, I'm just going to assume - since this is coming from aggy - that it results in a much greater skew in their favor.

But, the bigger point is this - the time period being examined is one of the most disappointing and frustrating in our history while being, statistically speaking, the definition of the norm for aggy, all while including their increased frequency of FCS cupcakes since their move to the SEC.

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