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My great grandpa was a paint contractor. Pretty much everyone who worked for him were drunks, but there was one he usually had to pick up from jail because he spent the night in the drunk tank.
1 hour ago, WithoutAClue said:

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I just pretend that she’s singing that song specifically to me. Makes it a lot more bearable. 

I don't think my kids have ever eaten a bologna sandwich, and I don't think I ever had a sandwich that wasn't bologna until I was like 11.

54 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

I don't think my kids have ever eaten a bologna sandwich, and I don't think I ever had a sandwich that wasn't bologna until I was like 11.

No baloney, it's just sawdust and pink slime scooped off the floor at the meat packers' plants.

Peanut butter and mayonnaise on wheat.

NOTE: Hellman's only, none of that Mackrel Whip junk.

5 hours ago, Tex Long said:

No baloney, it's just sawdust and pink slime scooped off the floor at the meat packers' plants.

Peanut butter and mayonnaise on wheat.

NOTE: Hellman's only, none of that Mackrel Whip junk.

You nasty.

Seriously. That’s repulsive.

I’ll take that super poor baloney over pb&m any day.

you remember that stuff that had the plastic rings on every slice…. 

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Bono, my tyres are gone
No baloney, it's just sawdust and pink slime scooped off the floor at the meat packers' plants.
Peanut butter and mayonnaise on wheat.
NOTE: Hellman's only, none of that Mackrel Whip junk.
Had a fried bologna and egg sammich this morning. Amazing as always.

My neighbor used to eat peanut butter and miracle whip sammiches. I was drunk enough to try one...it tasted exactly like what you would think a peanut butter and miracle whip sammich tastes like.
2 minutes ago, Paco said:

Had a fried bologna and egg sammich this morning. Amazing as always.
 

I do grilled ham'n'cheese on separate slices - prefer sourdough, but eh - add a sunny side up egg on ham side, close, snarf. Big Opa cuppa. MMmmmmmmmm.

11 minutes ago, Paco said:

Had a fried bologna and egg sammich this morning. Amazing as always.

My neighbor used to eat peanut butter and miracle whip sammiches. I was drunk enough to try one...it tasted exactly like what you would think a peanut butter and miracle whip sammich tastes like.

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On 11/10/2024 at 2:06 PM, SurlyBDR said:

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This is me first time I took a gummy, it didn't hit immediately because I didn't know how it worked. Took like 3-4 more thinking I was just more tolerant than most and I literally tripped like nothing I have ever experienced before. I was already buzzed from some beers. From what I remember, I ended up dropping a chip or something on the kitchen floor, and in finding said chip it turned into me hiding from the cartel until I escaped to the bathroom where I showered and was scrubbing the scent off me to not get caught. I was looking out the bathroom window thinking they were just outside and was developing an escape plan...I don't fuck with editables anymore since, give me a beer and whiskey instead please. 

20 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

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that is the label for the jizz jar since even aggy is not dumb enough to just write jizz jar when they are storing it in the main fridge

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