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47 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Are street lights not a thing anymore? I have one 50 feet from my house. Also have that stereo in my boat and some CK in the Koh-Log-Knee collection.

14 minutes ago, rage-a-holic said:

Are street lights not a thing anymore? I have one 50 feet from my house. Also have that stereo in my boat and some CK in the Koh-Log-Knee collection.

I have that stereo in my ‘96 Ford pickup that I bought in college and still use. 

If I’m the science teacher I’m giving the kid an A+ for creativity and for taking time to sketch all forms of Cell. 

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15 hours ago, rage-a-holic said:

Are street lights not a thing anymore? I have one 50 feet from my house. Also have that stereo in my boat and some CK in the Koh-Log-Knee collection.

It’s a stupid picture. Gas stations, pagers, street lights, radios, and the thing that says “phone” on it (whatever could that be?!?)… everybody, regardless of age know what those are.

On 4/14/2025 at 10:02 PM, SurlyBDR said:

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While screwing one night, Bobby Luck

In his ears got his wife's nipples stuck.

With his thumb up her bum

He could hear himself cum,

Thus inventing the Telephone Fuck.

There’s got to be better swimsuit options to help pull those puppies up? Of course it’d require a shoulder harness, but I digress.

Hook’em!!!

21 hours ago, Ghost of NMAS said:

Technically, 2 isn't a chocolate bar

Wrong.  The Carousel Bar in New Orleans is round and it's still called a bar.

58 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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James Joyce's lover, Nora also says high as she farts.

34 minutes ago, rage-a-holic said:

May be an image of 4 people and text

We built a trebuchet to launch ours over to Steiner Ranch

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