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1 hour ago, deft said:

I’ve faced a lot of adversity in my life. Never have I encountered a situation that couldn’t immediately be resolved with some hot cross buns.

csb, my oldest brought home a recorder last year from school and asked me if knew what it was.  Without saying a word, I took it out of the box, belted out "hot Cross Buns" for the first time in 35-40 years without missing a note.  She looked at me like I was a wizard.  She asked me how I could do that, "Our teachers just made us practice stuff over and over again so we'd never forget it."  A few months ago she asked me to help her with long division because I never forget what I learned back then.  I literally gave up after 5 minutes, no fucking idea how to do it anymore.  Apparently all the lead-based milk back then wasn't such a great idea.  But get out a box of triangle, cowbell, or claves...Imma hit it out of the park.   

Next year, she's gonna come home and ask me about the different parts of a human cell.  Nope.  Need the opening to "Spill the Wine" on Guiro?  I got you fam.  

 

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