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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins

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Dude, there's no fucking need to call any player a "mentally retarded pussy".

I don’t know…does the player post on Surly? Because…res ipsa loquitur and such.
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2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Dude, there's no fucking need to call any player a "mentally retarded pussy".

Yea there’s definitely not. There’s no reason to call anyone that. But welcome to the internet. 
Again, recruits aren’t reading this thread and choosing other schools. 

4 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

Don't need protection. They don't deserve unfair criticism either.

Deserves got nothing to do with it. 

Jimmyjazz was a big fan of Rodney Terry when we hired him and he defended him just like he is defending Quinn now. I commend your dedication to sticking up for mediocrity or perhaps you just like to be a contrarian on surly?

4 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

Jimmyjazz was a big fan of Rodney Terry when we hired him and he defended him just like he is defending Quinn now. I commend your dedication to sticking up for mediocrity or perhaps you just like to be a contrarian on surly?

I wasn't a "big fan".  I'm an adult and I recognized the difficult position Chris Beard put CDC in.  I still doubt RT will work out.

Try the truth sometimes, it's wonderful.

13 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

Yea there’s definitely not. There’s no reason to call anyone that. But welcome to the internet. 
Again, recruits aren’t reading this thread and choosing other schools. 

Maybe don’t use “the internet” as your moral barometer. 

40 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

As a qb QE is what he is, but he's represented himself and the University fairly well. I know he hasn't gotten so drunk that he no showed the Manning passing academy or went to Vegas to do blow during a bye week.

I don’t agree with the name calling at all.  Quinn seems like a great guy on the surface.  
 

however the Quinn brigade is name calling and shouting down anybody who doesn’t think he’s the next Josh Allen 

3 minutes ago, mwaadeeb said:

Maybe don’t use “the internet” as your moral barometer. 

Maybe grow up. 

Lol. Recruits absolutely read this board. Recruits have definitely decommitted because of online fan behavior at other schools.

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5 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

I don’t agree with the name calling at all.  Quinn seems like a great guy on the surface.  
 

however the Quinn brigade is name calling and shouting down anybody who doesn’t think he’s the next Josh Allen 

No they arent

The pussy thing wasn't ever funny and, to use some internet parlance of our times, is fucking gigacringe now.

What makes it even less funny is that it's wrong and comes off as very knuckle draggy. Pussies don't throw for 360 against a defense loaded with first round talent. They just don't.

So for the love of fucking God, please find a fucking new schtick. 

6 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Lol. Recruits absolutely read this board. Recruits have definitely decommitted because of online fan behavior at other schools.

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1 hour ago, Longhornlove said:

Please quote who exactly compared Quinn to Tom Brady. I'm here to defend Quinn against bad opinions but this my be the dumbest post of the year if you are serious. Even an exaggeration as such is retarded.

People were saying how we can't run an offense without being great at throwing the deep ball and with a QB who couldn't run and i pointed out how Brady made a career in an offense based around the short passing game while being relatively immobile. 

1 minute ago, closetohumping said:

They?  You’re right. Maybe not all of they but you specifically.  It’s how you operate

No it’s not. You claimed people are calling him Josh Allen. There hasn’t been a single comparison to that.

You and @BurntOrange&White want to to appear rational and agreeable by presenting some easy to agree with statement, and then add a second completely false comment, and then do a “Why can’t we all agree” shtick. It’s tiresome.

Just now, StassneyHorn said:

No it’s not. You claimed people are calling him Josh Allen. There hasn’t been a single comparison to that.

You and @BurntOrange&White want to to appear rational and agreeable by presenting some easy to agree with statement, and then add a second completely false comment, and then do a “Why can’t we all agree” shtick. It’s tiresome.

I’ve never called Quinn a name. Don’t lump me in with him

39 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

Or maybe I’m just an adult who doesn’t care about mean internet posts.

It’s not about you. 

1 hour ago, hobbes2702 said:

Just because imma runs an NIL doesn’t change that these are random anonymous posts on the internet. The spotlight and the $ come with certain negatives. It’s been this way since the beginning of paid athletes. Get over it

Until you post a video with a couple bad passes from THEIR favorite player and then it's the clutching of pearls. Weird

2 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

This site and shaggy were built on foundation of being able to say what we want

He’s wrong about a lot, but he’s right about this…

4 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

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Recruits read this board.

Recruits have decommitted from other schools due to online fan behavior. Twitter is a huge example.

Telling 16 and 17 year olds to grow up is old man yelling at clouds.

4 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

People were saying how we can't run an offense without being great at throwing the deep ball and with a QB who couldn't run and i pointed out how Brady made a career in an offense based around the short passing game while being relatively immobile. 

Not exactly comparing Quinn to Brady, more about offensive schemes.

1 minute ago, Thatguy said:

Until you post a video with a couple bad passes from THEIR favorite player and then it's the clutching of pearls. Weird

Who fucking cares? Clowns are clowns. You know this. 

Just now, StassneyHorn said:

Recruits read this board.

Recruits have decommitted from other schools due to online fan behavior. Twitter is a huge example.

Telling 16 and 17 year olds to grow up is old man yelling at clouds.

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Just now, Ignatius said:

He’s wrong about a lot, but he’s right about this…

Maybe the ability to say what one wants to say doesn't mean one should say whatever they want.  I don't see @immamac banishing people for things said on this thread.

Just now, Longhornlove said:

Not exactly comparing Quinn to Brady, more about offensive schemes.

No it is not but it was me that said it and supposedly I am Quinn's Kevin Durant account. Or his dad. Or an agent.

4 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

No it is not but it was me that said it and supposedly I am Quinn's Kevin Durant account. Or his dad. Or an agent.

That’s an interesting one to bring up actually. People constantly clown KD because of his Twitter accounts. No one is out there saying “leave him alone”. Everyone is saying he should ignore it and enjoy his life. People being mean to him on twitter isn’t a KD problem. He makes it a problem.

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We haven't outscored our opponents in the second half for seven straight games. Do you think it changes in the playoffs? Why have we been struggling on offense in the second half when we have an offensive guru calling the plays? Is it the QB and/or everyone else?

One game is an anomaly but seven straight games is a trend. It's unlikely everyone has forgotten how to play in the second half all of a sudden. I am extremely happy with the season, but God damn, I will be pissed if we waste such a historically great defense because our offense with an elite playcaller and two 1.000 rated QBs can't get its shit together. What happens if PK leaves next year?

7 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

I am Quinn's Kevin Durant account. Or his dad. Or an agent.

I thought that was me?

10 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

Who fucking cares? Clowns are clowns. You know this. 

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Search Aaron Morehead as A&M WR coach and see how his tweets affected recruiting.

2 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

We haven't outscored our opponents in the second half for seven straight games. Do you think it changes in the playoffs? Why have we been struggling on offense in the second half when we have an offensive guru calling the plays? Is it the QB and/or everyone else?

One game is an anomaly but seven straight games is a trend. It's unlikely everyone has forgotten how to play in the second half all of a sudden. I am extremely happy with the season, but God damn, I will be pissed if we waste such a historically great defense because our offense with an elite playcaller and two 1.000 rated QBs can't get its shit together. What happens if PK leaves next year?

This is not true at all. 1st Georgia game we outscored 2nd half. Kentucky and Arkansas were tied and we ran the clock out in red zone. Nobody gives a shit about Florida game.

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Just now, UTEE97 said:

We haven't outscored our opponents in the second half for seven straight games. Do you think it changes in the playoffs? Why have we been struggling on offense in the second half when we have an offensive guru calling the plays? Is it the QB and/or everyone else?

One game is an anomaly but seven straight games is a trend. It's unlikely everyone has forgotten how to play in the second half all of a sudden. I am extremely happy with the season, but God damn, I will be pissed if we waste such a historically great defense because our offense with an elite playcaller and two 1.000 rated QBs can't get its shit together. What happens if PK leaves next year?

Rod was talking about this yesterday. In the last 4 weeks we are last in the nation in 3rd quarter scoring and towards rhe bottom in 2nd half scoring.

1 minute ago, StassneyHorn said:

Search Aaron Morehead as A&M WR coach and see how his tweets affected recruiting.

This is not true at all.

Is this a real post? You think a Coach talking shit is the same as BO&W? 

Edited by hobbes2702

Goddamn right it’s a real post. He posted it on Twitter. Nobody would’ve cared or known if he kept his inner thoughts exactly there- in his mind and not in the internet for all to see.

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2 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

Who fucking cares? Clowns are clowns. You know this. 

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There are posters on here that I genuinely like, agree with on most things, but disagree with on this one. You are one of those guys. That said there ARE also guys who take the Quinn stuff too far. Like Simms far and of all fanbases we should know this. Paid or not we are on the doorstep of pushing another player to the point they don't feel comfortable coming back to the 40. I know for a fact that Quinn is NOT enjoying his experience here at Texas and it was very hard for him to come back here for another year. If I know that about him coming back last year imagine where he is mentally about it this year. What you guys don't understand is that everyone reads this board. They don't interact but they read. Keep that in mind. You guys may not think Quinn is good but he is still one of our own. 

Goddamn right it’s a real post. He posted it on Twitter. Nobody would’ve cared or known if he kept his inner thoughts exactly there- in his mind and not in the internet for all to see.

Wake me up when a Texas coach posts in this thread.
6 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

Rod was talking about this yesterday. In the last 4 weeks we are last in the nation in 3rd quarter scoring and towards rhe bottom in 2nd half scoring.

https://www.teamrankings.com/college-football/stat/2nd-half-points-per-game

that is the last 3 weeks. Texas is averaging 5.7 pts in the second half. Just behind the prolific offenses of Florida State and Northwestern. Ranking in the cool 120s

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Recruits are not blind. They can see when a player is struggling. If the coach doesn't bench him in favor of a talented younger player, they might think twice about coming here. Coach has benched or pushed out other non-performing playes, which should give hopes to recruits about the possibility of early playing time if they perform. QBs are given a longer leash but hopefully not at the expense of costing your team a trophy.

8 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

We haven't outscored our opponents in the second half for seven straight games.

6.  We outscored UGA1.  And of those 6, several were pushes, some of which we ran out the clock.

4 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

I know for a fact that Quinn is NOT enjoying his experience here at Texas and it was very hard for him to come back here for another year.

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1 minute ago, closetohumping said:

I wonder what recruits reading this thread think about stassney calling me a drunk 

To be fair Stassney was also drunk when he called you a drunk. 

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

6.  We outscored UGA1.  And of those 6, several were pushes, some of which we ran out the clock.

Dies Quinn get credit for UK and aggys second half points?

3 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

Recruits are not blind. They can see when a player is struggling. If the coach doesn't bench him in favor of a talented younger player, they might think twice about coming here. Coach has benched or pushed out other non-performing playes, which should give hopes to recruits about the possibility of early playing time if they perform. QBs are given a longer leash but hopefully not at the expense of costing your team a trophy.

Lol. 

6 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

6.  We outscored UGA1.  And of those 6, several were pushes, some of which we ran out the clock.

Correct, 6. "Ran out the clock" is another way of saying we held on for dear life when we couldn't score points like we wanted to.

8 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

To be fair Stassney was also drunk when he called you a drunk. 

I don’t drink at all during games, which is why I’m the most correct poster on game threads and this one, while everyone else is embarrassingly stupid. 


@closetohumping tried to make things personal by insinuating I’m poor for having a home/rental on Stassney by posting about the prices at an Asian restaurant from 5 years ago.

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15 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Goddamn right it’s a real post. He posted it on Twitter. Nobody would’ve cared or known if he kept his inner thoughts exactly there- in his mind and not in the internet for all to see.

Well he’s a coach not a random poster on surly. I’m sure you can understand the difference 

3 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

Correct, 6. "Ran out the clock" is another way of saying we held on for dear life when we couldn't score points like we wanted to.

Not at all. You have no memory of the Arkansas or Kentucky wins where dominated the 4th quarter running the ball

2 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

Well he’s a coach not a random poster on surly. I’m sure you can understand the difference 

Do I need to look up more examples of athletes becoming disillusioned with a fan base over social media interactions? Or will you keep putting your head in the sand?

24 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

There are posters on here that I genuinely like, agree with on most things, but disagree with on this one. You are one of those guys. That said there ARE also guys who take the Quinn stuff too far. Like Simms far and of all fanbases we should know this. Paid or not we are on the doorstep of pushing another player to the point they don't feel comfortable coming back to the 40. I know for a fact that Quinn is NOT enjoying his experience here at Texas and it was very hard for him to come back here for another year. If I know that about him coming back last year imagine where he is mentally about it this year. What you guys don't understand is that everyone reads this board. They don't interact but they read. Keep that in mind. You guys may not think Quinn is good but he is still one of our own. 

you're not helping your denial that you are Quinn's agent

12 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

I don’t drink at all during games, which is why I’m the most correct poster on game threads and this one, while everyone else is embarrassingly stupid. 


@closetohumping tried to make things personal by insinuating I’m poor for having a home/rental on Stassney by posting about the prices at an Asian restaurant from 5 years ago.

That's just weird. 

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