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Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?

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just my knowledge of physiology.

So you’re saying there’s a chance then. Good.
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3 hours ago, futureman said:

just my knowledge of physiology.

Let's be honest. You've never been the best physiologist. 

I don't know that I've ever neg'd anyone in this thread, but if you fucks don't stop quoting that idiot futureman I'm gonna start.

5 hours ago, gsoda3 said:

i'd take pedro for an inning.  i don't care if he maxes out in the high 70s.  he knew how to pitch.

Petey could still get dudes out with that change….

2 hours ago, ztejas said:

Let's be honest. You've never been the best physiologist. 

I'm an astrophysiologist.  

4 hours ago, Herbie Hancock said:

I don't know that I've ever neg'd anyone in this thread, but if you fucks don't stop quoting that idiot futureman I'm gonna start.

you don't have the guts.

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3 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

 

Thursday is 1:05. 

We really need to sweep this shitass White Sox team at home and get things back on track. 

21 hours ago, futureman said:

I'm an astrophysiologist.  

I’m sorry Corby, I’m not an astronaut

19 hours ago, futureman said:

you don't have the guts.

He’s a goddamned fairy. You just keep your head down and be you.

Do yourselves a favor and don't look up Austin Hedges batting stats this season.

4 minutes ago, Dr Fear said:

Do yourselves a favor and don't look up Austin Hedges batting stats this season.

This tells me that Heim is not coming back. Futuredude was right about this one? 

1 minute ago, Gucci_Suit said:

This tells me that Heim is not coming back. Futuredude was right about this one? 

I’m always right, cabrón. 

1 minute ago, futureman said:

I’m always right, cabrón. 

Not always, maricon. Just this time and generally about Dak.  

15 minutes ago, futureman said:

I’m always right, cabrón. 

No shit motherfucker; you’re from the future, right?

17 minutes ago, Gucci_Suit said:

Not always, maricon. Just this time and generally about Dak.  

I’ll allow that. 

We don't have roster space and miller's playing tonight. Doesn't bode well for Jonah staying off the IL

Austin Hedges here to save the day...championship.

Former Rangers catching prospect Jorge Alfaro was DFAed by the Red Sox. He wouldn't have been a bad cheap depth pickup. He was traded away in the Cole Hamels deal.

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22 minutes ago, DougO said:

Austin Hedges here to save the day...championship.

 

 

1 hour ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Spencer Howard gone, there’s your 40 spot. 

Getting cash for Spencer Howard was the most shocking deal of the trade deadline.

Zeke strolls up, watches 3 strikes, strolls on back.  Nice little ab

1 minute ago, Ignatius said:

Heaney looking like Nolan fucking Ryan tonight…

Came out sharp and ready to roll.

On 7/31/2023 at 11:35 AM, BeardIP said:

One of my immaculate grid answers

BC and Rickey are always great IG answers. 

Necesitamos Seager in the worst way. We may run like Hayes but we hit like shit. Heaney pitched a beauty tonight.

Heaney doing his best to make Martin go to the pen. 

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Chapman is bored. The White Sox bore him. 

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