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Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?

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Not sure which Red Sox we are going to get. We could sweep or get swept. This team is impossible to handicap.

Baltimore, on the other hand, has already clinched which behooves the Cheaters you'd think.

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I see that Langford and Leiter have been promoted to AAA

33 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Adolis is back too. New lineup

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Huff & Ornelas down. 

Ornelas down before Josh Smith, eh.

23 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Not no mo' in top 5. 

Balt is winning in top 5, tho!

1 minute ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Winning in bot 7. 

Baby Evan doing work!

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Feel like we may need another run or two...

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And right after I type that Smith almost kills a guy.

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I was about to go to bed and decided to turn this shit on. Guess I'll stick it out and watch Smith blow another game for us 

6 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Feel like we may need another run or two...

Haha. One or two.

Our bullpen needs 11 or 12.

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What a fucking shitshow. Who even wants to watch this in the playoffs...

Why the fuck didn't Stratton start that inning. Because I think ... follow me way out on this limb here ... that Will Smith isn't someone to rely on to hold on to a fucking lead.

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Just now, gofuckyourself said:

Why the fuck didn't Stratton start that inning. Because I think ... follow me way out on this limb here ... that Will Smith isn't someone to rely on to hold on to a fucking lead.

Bochy is just spraying diarrhea on the wall at this point. 

Well when diarrhea is all you’ve got to use…

i've got an idea involving will smith, rockets, and the sun.

Chris Young went into the trade deadline and decided Will Smith could get the job done. Nice work. 

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3 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

At least we got to see a hall of fame manager!

 

 

 

 

We'd be 3.5 up in the division going just .500 on save attempts in those 16.

39 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

At least we got to see a hall of fame manager!

 

 

 

 

is anyone surprised really?  these guys suck ass.  you can't win when you don't have ANY relievers worth a shit AND you lose 2 of your best starters.  this has been over for 3 weeks. the Astros are a real team that doesn't have a huge bag of losers in their pen.  they had a nice little streak but now we just waiting to see how stupid shit gets.

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

What a fucking shitshow. Who even wants to watch this in the playoffs...

 

Austin Hedges probably could have closed better than 3 for 16. 

1 hour ago, DougO said:

Austin Hedges probably could have closed better than 3 for 16. 

Austin Powers could have also.

Or just hedges. The fucking shrubberies.

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100 RBIs.

Nice. 

4 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said:


I'm guessing you don't follow the weather channel

Just God's tears

Lulzs at the Adolis glamour shot, looking up with sad puppy eyes

you will be hurt

driveby post to let everyone know i'm watching

i haven't seen a rangers win since may

i've watched 20 losses in a row

here to kill off the season so we can concentrate on football

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