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Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?

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If we go back to March 30 and you tell me with nine games to play we’d have a chance at postseason baseball in our own hands I would have taken it. No doubt. Our bullpen has absolutely failed us and I honestly feel is the reason we don’t have a 5/6 game lead. Let’s just fuck around and win the division anyways, take our ass kicking in the playoffs, improve next year, and win it all.

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2 minutes ago, Fudbelty said:

If we go back to March 30 and you tell me with nine games to play we’d have a chance at postseason baseball in our own hands I would have taken it. No doubt.

I mean yeah that's one way to view the season. 

Schedule makers sure were nice to give Houston two off days in the last 11 days of the regular season. 

Blue Jays lost.

Going going Gonzalez is throwing out the first pitch tomorrow. First time back in Arlington since 2000s.

It's all coming together.

Weird. How are the BoSox eliminated from playoffs before the Detroit Tigers (according to ESPN)?

BoSox 75 wins, 78 loses, .490 winning %, 20 games back in the East 9.5 games back in the WC

Detroit 71 and 81, 9.5 games back in division and 13.5 in WC

Oh I see it-- their division leader is still technically able to be caught for another day or so. I figured it out mid-sentence but will finish the post in case anyone saw that and it jumped out as weird to them at first.

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2 minutes ago, KCMasterpieceof said:

Weird. How are the BoSox eliminated from playoffs before the Detroit Tigers (according to ESPN)?

BoSox 75 wins, 78 loses, .490 winning %, 20 games back in the East 9.5 games back in the WC

Detroit 71 and 81, 9.5 games back in division and 13.5 in WC

Oh I see it-- their division leader is still technically able to be caught for another day or so. I figured it out mid-sentence but will finish the post in case anyone saw that and it jumped out as weird to them at first.

I don't know who you are but do us a favor and shut the fuck up. 

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18 minutes ago, KCMasterpieceof said:

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Wait - @KCMasterpieceof is a huge piece of shit. 

Yep it works on desktop.

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10 hours ago, gofuckyourself said:

Going going Gonzalez is throwing out the first pitch tomorrow. First time back in Arlington since 2000s.

Great to see Gonzalez at a Rangers game. He's been (way) off the radar for a long time. Grieve will present Gonzalez with his Rangers Hall of Fame jacket. Jose Guzman will catch the first pitch.

Some great memories from Gonzalez at The Ballpark, especially his prime / MVP years in '96 and '98. The ball would just explode off his bat. 

Good for him making it back to Arlington. 

14 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

 

Great to see Gonzalez at a Rangers game. He's been (way) off the radar for a long time. Grieve will present Gonzalez with his Rangers Hall of Fame jacket. Jose Guzman will catch the first pitch.

Some great memories from Gonzalez at The Ballpark, especially his prime / MVP years in '96 and '98. The ball would just explode off his bat. 

Good for him making it back to Arlington. 

Yep. Loved watching those Rangers offenses in the 90s.

Juan could turn on a pitch so damn fast. He hit all kinds of bombs but I remember those frozen rope home runs that exited the field in about two seconds but never went above about 50 feet in the air.

2 hours ago, gofuckyourself said:

Yep. Loved watching those Rangers offenses in the 90s.

Juan could turn on a pitch so damn fast. He hit all kinds of bombs but I remember those frozen rope home runs that exited the field in about two seconds but never went above about 50 feet in the air.

I can't remember who we were playing, I think the White Sox or Tigers, and Juan hit a line drive so hard at the 2nd baseman that it knocked his glove off.  I think Juan ended up on 2nd and they scored it a single with an E5 letting him get to 2nd because dude just sat there wondering how he missed a line drive from 125 feet away.  

Can't remember the last time week and a half of baseball. Really wish the Astros games weren't blacked out for me though.

So four teams vying for three playoff spots within a half game of each other with 10 days left in the season.

Get your popcorn ready folks.

Juan, Ruben, Julio, Pudge, Pete, Rafael, Nolan

 

Good times. 

Here we go, most important game of the season up to this point. Go Rangers!

Still hate these fucking uniforms.

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I like this kid.

Evan Carter gonna be somebody!!

Nice start. Let's take these clowns.

2 minutes ago, FunDip said:

Evan Carter gonna be somebody!!

That’s right he’s gonna be mayor!

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Dealing. Flashing leather. 

Shit, let him hit for someone. 

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Whip that ass

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Stros down 4-2 T6

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1 minute ago, DigDug said:

Lowe should be hitting 9th

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Well that's not ideal. 

6 minutes ago, ztejas said:

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He leads the league in weak ground balls to the right side.  Got a little lucky there, that one was extra weak.

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Nice outing Stratton. 

This game got way too blowable. I hope Hedges is well rested.

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