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Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?

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Gonna need a couple of runs to keep this one. 

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1 minute ago, FunDip said:

The champagne bath will be that much sweeter tonight.

Hey do us all a favor and shut the fuck up. Or better yet - quit making new accounts here and find something productive to do with your life. 

Shit.

Walk and a home run coming up?

 

Let's hope the Chapman isn't broke 

Yeah, Bochy working the gum harder than normal. 

fucking of course.

 

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Wow. We're fucked. 

Yep, he's a little broke

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1 minute ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Catch the ball, Jonah. 

Dude. This isn't Jonah. 

Just now, NorthLoop said:

just fucking keep leclerc in 

Time machine broke too

Thank God he got him the fuck out of there

Gosh...so unpredictable.

Just cut his ass now.

I bet Ron Washington three bags of cocaine in would know not to pitch the wife beater in back to back games. Good going Bochy. 

20 minutes ago, FunDip said:

The champagne bath will be that much sweeter tonight.

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1 minute ago, NorthLoop said:

just fucking keep leclerc in 

Dude this staff has been a bitch and a half to manage this season. Give me a fucking break acting like it's as simple as leaving Jose in. 

I just don't understand it... see this shit with Texas baseball too... if your 8th inning guy is dealing, and your closer is suspect, then keep the 8th inning guy in there. Seems so fucking basic. 

Time to get that rare triple play! Wow. I'm very behind the rest of you on this stream.

Time to get that rare double play?

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Josh, you motherfucker...LOL

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Nvm.

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Goddammit heart meds 

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This one is on Bochy. Fuck this bullshit.

 Fuck you chapman. Loser wife beater. 
 

and fuck you Chris Young for trading for that ass cancer. 

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Get 'em tomorrow. 

Fucking Chapman lost his mojo somewhere. 

8 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Dude this staff has been a bitch and a half to manage this season. Give me a fucking break acting like it's as simple as leaving Jose in. 

It was exactly as simple as not putting Chapman in. 

Bruce Bochy is a hall of fame manager. We got the version 10 years passed his sell by date drooling in the nursing home. 

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Nothing else to say but Fuck Chapman.   Can't believe we wasted a good starting pitcher on his sorry ass.  Pure idiocy putting his completely unreliable and unpredictable ass in after a clean 9 pitch inning.

Hey look, the bullpen fucking blew it. I’m shocked. 

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