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If a tree falls in Cupertino, will anyone hear you scream?


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Posted
48 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

See, Houston trees--that's how you fucking do it.  If you want to kill some douchebag motherfucker, then you fall on the dude and pin him down until he's dead.  You don't just knock him down and paralyze him.

Jeez--you'd think this shit would be obvious.

Now that it's been made harder to sue over this sort of thing, the trees have gotten more aggressive.

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Posted
16 hours ago, We’reTexas said:

Second one this year. Bay Area trees mad af. 

Maybe they’re not fans of all the unwanted hugging. 

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Posted
17 hours ago, Bevo said:

My wife knows that trail very well. She says I've been on it too.

If she tries to get you to go hiking on it again, just know that she’s trying to kill you

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