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Just now, Augustus said:

Can't wait to see this Napoleon movie

Not Wonka?  

3 minutes ago, slorch said:

Romo:  Jerry Jones has it down to a science.

AYFKM??????????????

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He’s angling for his own Ring of Romo hall in Jerryworld.

Hey!  It’s Lilly.   Let’s fight over hawt / fat!!! 
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I know what it’s modeled after but they had to know that the Man of the Year patch would look like Darth Vader, right?

Defense showing a lot of leaky football.  Commanders have a pretty dangerous offense but they shouldn't be moving the ball this easily.

 

 

Those fat titties are hawt af.

1 minute ago, 'stache said:

Those fat titties are hawt af.

Rules.

6 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I know what it’s modeled after but they had to know that the Man of the Year patch would look like Darth Vader, right?

so more Butkus then Sweetness?

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So deflating.  Monster play by the defense followed by easy completion for first down

2 minutes ago, TOR said:

Rules.

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See if we can prevent an 11 yard completion this time

Nope

Time to walk the mutt.

This defense is garbage if they’re not getting to the QB. 3rd and 12 wide open guys all over the place

This cunt’s the NFL passing leader? How about we finish these pressures already!

The reffing in this game has been total shit.

Guessing the missed blatant hold in favor of the offsides.

This is really bad defense.  Commanders have been moving the ball pretty easily.  Like most poor teams, they have issues in the RZ and with turnovers, but they've played a clean game thus far.  If they can score a TD here, the defense really has to tighten up.  The secondary just isn't good enough right now.  Especially to be dominant.

Just now, Drew said:


Guessing the missed blatant hold in favor of the offsides.

Yep.

And probably time to retire, Erin Andrews....

 

11 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Those fat titties are hawt af.

Dolly at halftime.

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

Defense has been shitty today

FIFY.

Only the offense has shown up but everyone wants to criticize the QB.

who wants to bet Dallas doesn't score in this 2 minute drill?

Dak's "Here we go" cadence is so annoying 😖😖😖

3 minutes ago, slorch said:

who wants to bet Dallas doesn't score in this 2 minute drill?

Remind me not to take financial advice from you

3 minutes ago, slorch said:

who wants to bet Dallas doesn't score in this 2 minute drill?

Hmm…

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

Remind me not to take financial advice from you

Genuine Amero Bonds for sale here!

4 minutes ago, speed817 said:

Dak's "Here we go" cadence is so annoying 😖😖😖

 

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6 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Remind me not to take financial advice from you

Crypto hints are way more predictable....

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Just now, slorch said:

Crympto hints are way more predictable....

I don't even want to know what crympto is. 

Just now, Deej said:

I don't even want to know what crympto is. 

Secret pimp money.  

aka Buttcoin. 

3 minutes ago, deadshank said:

Secret pimp money.  

aka Buttcoin. 

So what happens when you put a coin in Slorch's butt? Tech fishes it out for NIL?

Just now, AbeFroman said:

How old is she?

Which parts?

77

1 minute ago, AbeFroman said:

How old is she?

77

Just now, MNLonghornFUKM said:

I’ve seen more dolly the last 5 days than I have the last 5 years


cancel the second half. Just let dolly loose 

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