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Just now, DoobieWah said:

 

Back when I was a kid we called 'em "Strikeouts".

 

Now they call 'em "Jakes".

As I posted a few weeks ago, you can’t spell Jake Marisnick without two K’s. 

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Get fisher on a plane, ASAP 
Would rather reddick just come off DL

Can we DH for Marisnick and let JV hit?

Edited by slorch

2 minutes ago, slorch said:

Can we DH for Marisnick and let JV hit?

Maybe not with JV, but I would seriously consider it when Cole or LMJ pitch except the rules don’t allow it. 

How much is a mouth piece really gonna help if you get hit square in the mouth with a 105 mph ball off the bat

AJ Pierwhateverthefuck is still very punchable

Verlander literally doesn't love Max Stassi lol

God fucking damnit.  This fucking bullpen... enough already.

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starting pitching good, bullpen not so much

Fuck you Will Harris.  Fuck you straight up your ass you worthless redneck coonass son of a bitch. 

Maybe we’ll still win. But...whether we do or not, we have to get way better in these relief situations. And we can’t wait until August to do it. 

 

Verlander's toughest opponents are his own teammates. Whether it is the batting lineup who wont give him run support or the relievers who will blow any lead he has.

1 minute ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Verlander's toughest opponents are his own teammates. Whether it is the batting lineup who wont give him run support or the relievers who will blow any lead he has.

Or Cole or Morton or.....

I literally hate this fucking bullpen and Will Harris in particular.  I am so fucking sick and tired of starters doing their job just to have these shitasses throw it away.

Embarrassing how grossly underperforming some in the bullpen has been this year.

I seriously think Fudge Nuggets suffers from Tourette’s Syndrome

 

 

1 minute ago, TonyTexas said:

I seriously think Fudge Nuggets has Tourette’s Syndrome

 

Easy to simulate as a Stros fan when the pen comes in for a save.

My half year resolution is any time I am watching the Astros and that jackass Will Harris comes in I am turning it off and going to bed. 

These announcers are a fucking beating. Is this the Sox's everyday booth?  
Uh no
Put one in the fucking seats, Carlos.
Uh yes
1 minute ago, Scraps said:
5 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:
These announcers are a fucking beating. Is this the Sox's everyday booth?  

Uh no

I guess I just forgot how much the national broadcasters suck off the Sox and the Yankees. 

6 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Lol this announcer is such a dipshit

Well , it’s AJ Pierzynski so....yeah, punchable AF.

Well , it’s AJ Pierzynski so....yeah, punchable AF.
Not talking about him there...the other dork
1 minute ago, Scraps said:
2 minutes ago, Limp Brisket said:
Well , it’s AJ Pierzynski so....yeah, punchable AF.

Not talking about him there...the other dork

My bad 

My bad 

Yeah he thought Bregman hit it to IAH...and it was like 15 ft short of the wall

 

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