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Great outing for Dallas. Rondon looks like the real deal. Let’s get this back on track. 

The best part about winning is the winning.

I've been told that Trunks keep poppin, Tops keep droppin' down in Houston

Colby Rasmus retired today, for the second time in two years.

He retired last year after Tampa Bay put him on the DL in July. He was with Baltimore this year, but again had problems with the same hip.

I have fond memories of him helping the Astros get to the playoffs in 2015, and then getting hot and hitting 4 HR's in 6 postseason games against the Yankees and Royals.

Hopefully his body won't be too broken down to enjoy his retirement with his wife and two daughters.

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37 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

The best part about winning is the winning.

It's so much better than losing

Highlight of Rangers pregame: Bannister going for his 300th win as manager tonight.  But he was unaware of that.  It's not something he thinks about.  He just tries to help his guys win.  Aw shucks.

Fuck these Arlington douchebags right in their pussyholes.

Fucking Arlington grounds crew seems to suck like there ball team.


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Ground crew apparently can’t get their shit stadium ready for play. 

I love it when Odor has to slink his little yard gnome ass back to the dugout.

Damn, two vicious line drives fouled down the left field line in this inning.

Eschenfelder sucks more than our team tonight

Eschenfelder sucks more than our team tonight

He’s not lying


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Fuck those people that think it's cool to wear an Astros shirt with a rangers hat. FTR 

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Fuck those people that think it's cool to wear and Astros shirt with a rangers hat. FTR 

Old white ladies do this. They get hit by foul balls. To soon?


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Boom Reddick!!


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I think Reddick hates someone in those stands. He keeps aiming for those stands.  Stay away from those stands. 

The Mariners finally lost today, we need to come back and win this one for America

Nice hit Bregman


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That was a nice answer.

Need Cole to settle down and give us about three scoreless.

 New ball game.  The last 2 innings have been non-consensual assault of a Minor.

Minor's line: 4.1 IP, 4 R, 7 H, 3 BB.

And the Rangers broadcasters are talking about how good he's been, with just two mistakes on the two homers.

I swear these guys think they're calling radio.

They should hire Lowell Galindo and improve their broadcast and the Longhorns'.

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