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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.

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Just fucking stupid they use that turd. Keep Garcia in and we're probably still up 3-2.

Edited by gofuckyourself

Luke Jackson now 0-4 with a 5.52 ERA. 

Edited by mdmost

I got home just in time to see the bullshit overturned steal and the gut punch Yankeass HR. Just classic shitty shit.

Kumar shouldn't starts. Put him in the bullpen.

10 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Luke Jackson now 0-4 with a 5.52 ERA. 

Our right handed relief is very meh'.

David Robertson seems like he could help. 

Sigh. Switched over cuz the stars are getting beat like a step child 

Stay away.

Someone on LSB. 

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2-16 when giving up 4+ runs
23-9 when giving up 3 or fewer

both of those seem impossible 

That top line is fucking silly. 

10 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said:

One of these days Marcus is gonna quit being worthless…..right??

Not today

Just tuned in.

It keeps happening but it's truly incredible. Ace level starting pitching and impossibly bad hitting.

The clubhouse is infected.

The only guys who hit anything are either new to the team like Haggerty or Burger who went down and had time to disinfect himself.

Here's a fun game. Guess which Eovaldi starts we've lost based on runs he's given up:

0
1
2
3
2

Trick question. They lost all those.

More numbers. Because you're just not sure if this offense is truly horrific.

Eovaldi's last 36 2/3 innings including today.

3 runs given up. That's a 0.73 ERA

If this holds, they'll be 3-3 in those games. Our starters give up less than a run a game and it's a coin flip if the Rangers win.

Goddamn, that second strike was barely off the ground.  They don't need any fucking help.

Donnie Ecker sipping a pina colada somewhere like Milton Waddams.

He fucking escaped with the building on fire. Not sure if he lit the flames but it doesn't matter. Whole thing is burning up.

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Another day, another wasted pitching gem. 
 

opponents seriously get that first run, then think “whew! Done!”

Corbin - 3

deGrom - 2

Eovaldi - 1

Too bad it wasn't a four game series. Mahle would have pitched a CGSO, and then we lose 1-0 in 10 innings.

Another quality start wasted. Wonder what our W-L record is for those? Gotta be depressing.

Rangers were shutout a total of 5 times last year. Already shutout 6 times this year. If we had any of our past shitty staffs, we might be competing with Colorado for one of the worst teams ever. Completely wasting one of the best staffs we've had. Pathetic.

Well, at least it was a legend like Jorbit Vivas. 

Fuck this offense.

8 minutes ago, TxTower said:

Another quality start wasted. Wonder what our W-L record is for those? Gotta be depressing.

This was yesterday morning, so we've added two more to the ledger already. 

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Starter Had A Quality Start But Lost (2025):

7 PIT
6 CIN SF TB
5 HOU KC LAA
4 ATL NYM
3 ARI BAL BOS CWS CLE COL LAD MIA STL TEX WSH
2 CHC MIL
1 ATH DET MIN PHI SD SEA
0 NYY TOR 

More fun. (Bacsik) 

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The Rangers are 17-14 this year in Mahle 1.47, Eovaldi 1.60 and deGrom 2.33 starts. 6-4 in Mahle starts, 5-6 in Eovaldi starts and 6-4 in deGrom starts. 3rd, 5th and 10th best ERAs in MLB. 

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the lineup is dogshit.  We have spares and young guys we hope might be somebody.  We(Young) got lucky Garcia and Seager just went apeshit in 2023. 

I didn't see that call on Heim so searched for it. Wow.

The offense sucks but this doesn't help.

Even Yankees' beats were pointing out how bad it was. Hopefully Sox don't get home cooking.

 

1 hour ago, gofuckyourself said:

I didn't see that call on Heim so searched for it. Wow.

The offense sucks but this doesn't help.

Even Yankees' beats were pointing out how bad it was. Hopefully Sox don't get home cooking.

 

that it so bad it has to be a rig job.  holy shit.

49 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

that it so bad it has to be a rig job.  holy shit.

Hanlon's razor applies. Not malice. He just particularly sucks at it.

A few weeks back he missed 25 calls.

ABS challenge system on the way. Hopefully 2026.

No work or social life tonight, so probably subjected to watching an entire Rangers game. 

Please let them get out of this funk. 

 

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24 minutes ago, DougO said:

No work or social life tonight, so probably subjected to watching an entire Rangers game. 

Please let them get out of this funk. 

 

You don't have to do that to yourself. The Stars are playing. 

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