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10 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

I too have relatives who never turn the fucking TV off.

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12 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

I too have relatives who never turn the fucking TV off.

I enjoy having pharmaceutical commercials blaring while I try to eat. Especially listing off side effects such as diarrhea, anal leakage, hemorrhoids, and death.

1 minute ago, Okie State said:

I enjoy having pharmaceutical commercials blaring while I try to eat. Especially listing off side effects such as diarrhea, anal leakage, hemorrhoids, and death.

Wonderful background audio while filming kids opening gifts.  

On 12/25/2025 at 12:42 PM, Brisketexan said:


As I’ve noted, they’ll pivot to saying that “taking what you want is an alpha move - that my President!” They have already totally transformed our moral landscape. We are going to end up with rape not only not being a negative, but actually a positive. It won’t take long, we’re practically there already.

"Age of consent is more woke liberal bs. Your great grandma was 12 when she married your great grandpa and he was 23, and they had 9 kids and were married for 45 years!" 

Consent itself is liberal woke bullshit.  Women can't think for themselves, so they are unable to give consent.  Consent is implied.

4 hours ago, Okie State said:

I enjoy having pharmaceutical commercials blaring while I try to eat. Especially listing off side effects such as diarrhea, anal leakage, hemorrhoids, and death.

Perineal sentience is a rare but serious side effect.  Quit taking {medication} if your perineum begins talking to you, and report it to your doctor immediately. 

Consent itself is liberal woke bullshit.  Women can't think for themselves, so they are unable to give consent.  Consent is implied.

We are pretty much there with the MAGAts already. Dead-on, “having a vagina = consent.”
Perineal sentience is a rare but serious side effect.  Quit taking {medication} if your perineum begins talking to you, and report it to your doctor immediately. 

You’re making that up. Taint true.
1 hour ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

"Age of consent is more woke liberal bs. Your great grandma was 12 when she married your great grandpa and he was 23, and they had 9 kids and were married for 45 years!" 

You're leaving out the other 5 kids that died before the age of 4.

43 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

You're leaving out the other 5 kids that died before the age of 4.

The sawmill ain't for everyone

On 12/26/2025 at 12:07 PM, Okie State said:

I enjoy having pharmaceutical commercials blaring while I try to eat. Especially listing off side effects such as diarrhea, anal leakage, hemorrhoids, and death.

This is one of the things I first noticed when I moved out of the US, along with produce going bad in the fridge way faster - no drug company commericals on TV.

6 minutes ago, Keef said:

This is one of the things I first noticed when I moved out of the US, along with produce going bad in the fridge way faster - no drug company commericals on TV.

It's almost as if in other countries they don't want you arguing with the person who spent over a decade schooling and training to practice medicine because you saw some woman having the time of her life on a bike in a park with her kids while the side effects of her herpes medication get rattled off.

On 12/23/2025 at 8:00 PM, atomheartbevo said:


What if I told you that there are FBI agents/DOJ officials who dislike Trump and this bullshit and deliberately made sure, at least as much as they could, that we could find Trump in the files, and get at that redacted text as much as possible, while pretending to redact that information to please their bosses?

Or we can believe that dozens or hundreds of agents who work with PDF files every fucking day just absolutely whiffed something this simple in a case this high-profile?

I was thinking about this the other day too. 100% spot on imho.

On 12/24/2025 at 12:30 PM, wood said:

Speaking of which, we just drove from Austin to Granby, Colorado, via Amarillo, We saw one Trump flag on the entire trip. One.

Not sure why, but this seems meaningful to me (even if only anecdotal ... and yep, quoting myself for an update)

Just finished the 2-day drive back from Granby/Winter Park, again via Amarillo, but a different route on the Amarillo to Austin leg. Not a single Trump flag or sign.

So, the entire way there and back, plus driving around in Colorado, we saw one Trump flag and zero signs. I can't remember driving to and in NM or Colorado since 2016 without seeing so many Trump signs along the way, starting as soon as we got out of Austin on 71/290/183, that we didn't even bother counting them.

As a country mouse, y'all ain't the only ones noticing. AR-15, III-ers, Molon Abe iterations and Punisher truck decals which used to be ubiquitous are getting rarer, if not completely disappearing, too.

2 hours ago, wood said:

I was thinking about this the other day too. 100% spot on imho.

It's the simplest answer as far as I'm concerned. I saw the bit about Adobe Acrobat, but since Musk got rid of that, I'm fairly certain that they've released redacted files whose redacted text could not be discerned.

It's a very passive aggressive way of showing you aren't happy with things as well, especially for those agents who are having to do this over the holidays.

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