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  2. I don’t know who Peter burns is but I know his parents never liked him Chris doering is a former Florida receiver
  3. Aged like milk. Droughts interrupted by floods, same as it ever was. Not picking on you but this is central Texas, as it has always been.
  4. Seems kinda lame to necro-bump my own post, but Napa is coming up. Looking forward to a good time. Kinda nervous, though...never had a 40 year old wife before. How will I live.....?
  5. No PitchComm is fun.
  6. who are those two fucksticks?
  7. Can the internet photoshop fat JD Vance into the picture?
  8. Senile Purpura, with a healthy shellacking of foundation probably. Old people bruise easily. The assholes try to fight it.
  9. Texas Recruiting 2026: Does this make me look like a banker?
  10. Ol' Donny caught the Gheyscale.
  11. it's weird listening to the astros post season broadcast crew in the middle of the season
  12. IPIHB is missing from tapa. The fuck? Nvrmind. It’s back
  13. Yes, absolutely horrible to honor those who perished in a freak flood. Michael sucks, y'all. How dare he stand there and help memorialize victims of a tragedy.
  14. Man, that's a lot of words about Dallas to make the point that Houston people don't talk about Dallas.
  15. Weird that they spell Poor S M A R T
  16. But what if the player meets the demands of the demands of the demands?
  17. And… you’re not reading these profiles correctly. 42 is the industry composite number. 10 (right below it) is where Rivals has him ranked. He’s a Rivals five star.
  18. After irth

    Colonoscopy

    When I got my first one 5 years ago, it was 25 miles away and they were adamant I have someone drive me there and back. My doctor wife was working 25-28 days a month at her hospital and told me to schedule it on one of the few days off she had scheduled...her 35th birthday. I booked in first, which means we had to get up at 4am on one of her only days off so she could cool her heels in the parking lot (COVID, remember?) while I got probed. The doc actually came out into the parking lot to give the prelim details and schedule the follow-up appointment like a car-hop. I felt bad, but, for whatever reason, she loves me and was happy to do it. When I got in the car, she asked, "How do you feel? What do you need?" I said, "Take me to Whataburger." That 9am Double-Meat Double-Cheese w/ Jalapenos, Large Fries, and Vanilla Malt hit so hard. And then...the nap. The resulting gas was glorious. Happy Birthday, baby! Good times.....
  19. Who the fuck are these people?
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