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these realignment scenarios are pure fantasy that requires a central governing body, unless Trump goes all executive action it aint happening what we need is a path that takes into account the absolute fuckery of this wonderful sport . remove all humans from the loop during the season, computers drive it all 1. 18 team bracket , 14-18 are playin spots , top 2 are SEC/BIG winners , everything else is at large with G5 guarantees playing being in the playin spot 2. put me in charge for algorithm development 3. ND can never be higher than 14 and has to play an extra game because fuck them thats why 4. have a bunch of awesome football games
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I expect "builder" Trump will ensure the pedestals to be fluted / Romanesque & paint the high parts in Glidden gold "because Elegant / cclass up this shithole building."
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To be clear, Brisket is not casting shade on the normal rates of drug use and compulsive masturbation. Carry on.
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More like Blair Brown and Megan Hodge
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And Trump's current approval rating isn't even as low as his low points from his first term. Somehow, more people thought that things were worse than they are now at certain points last time around...and we reelected him. Just staggering stupidity.
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I just want to say this season was the most unsatisfying season I can remember in a long, long time. yeah we sucked for a decade plus but we knew that going into each season. we did not know that this year would end without a playoff berth. I'm so annoyed. I'm starting to shift my attention and such but dang this sucks.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
LCHorn replied to texifornia's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
I agree, although the counterpoint is that next year's line class is supposedly good (bear in mind I die a little inside every time I write "next year" because it's a TexAgs speciality.) Beating a dead horse, but O-line recruiting needs a big reevaluation. -
I made this point in high school calculus and the teacher just looked at me.
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Better than Selma or Susanna?
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Think Elliot has just cultivated a culture where you can be yourself and whatever motivates you is what motivates you.
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They’re gonna find out that it’s so rare because it is only acquired by insanely high rates of drug use and compulsive masturbation.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Full Roster Weaponization
Texasrocks replied to closetojumping's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
Lulz. I'm absolutely positive if we went back to your history after Worthy's sophomore year, you had somewhere between 10 to 8000 posts about how over rated he was. -
Non-Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Hide the Money, There's Poor People Around
Atticus replied to texifornia's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
Transfer portal and no signing limits? -
Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Tex Long replied to Wulaw Horn's topic in Football
We got fucked because our own conference coaches diddled the rankings, and because Bob Stoops is smarter than Mack - Bob ran up 7 or 8 TDs in every single game, while Mack let the opponents off the hook. We also got fucked because Mack's brilliant game plan put us in a 19-0 hole in Lubbock before we ever scored, including sticking with The Script and handing the ball on basically a draw, to our 250-lb running back standing stock-still seven yards deep in our end zone for a highly-predictable safety. -
I'm changing it from Seven Win Steve to Coach Swip Swap Swill.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Deej replied to Wulaw Horn's topic in Football
At least they have rules for who gets in, and they know whether they are in or not without some unaccountable jackasses making the decision. -
Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Redneck Mutha replied to Wulaw Horn's topic in Football
I would absolutely lose it if someone were to bring up the 1984 Cotton Bowl or 1989 CWS Final. -
Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
bad_teammate replied to texifornia's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
Don't worry we'll load up in the portal -
This one is for you @Hagbard Celine lol:
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Just like Trump’s full diaper.
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The thing that boggles my mind more than anything else is that Trump's shitty current approval rating is only 4 points lower than Biden's final one. I know Joe's brain was mush at the end and eggs were expensive, but my god, he was a decent POTUS who did some good shit despite the standard R obstructionism and ratfucking plus all the Manchin and Synema bullshit. Even after everything it still blows me away that the voting public is this stupid.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
El Squared replied to Wulaw Horn's topic in Football
Rules and guidelines….that’s for losers…..that’s what “the committee “ ( and their pimps /ESPN and others, pulling the strings) said with this ranking. It’s as if they went out of their way to stick a rusty, shit-stained knife in our back. -
Arch needs to learn to throw on time and his stock and stats will skyrocket with the mobility he shows - and he’s pretty good right now.
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