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  2. Look, I get you’re funnin’ about and I’m not knocking you for it, but given the way some of this board has posted about him in the past I feel obligated to say it: Andre is a good young man, and one of the hardest working you’ll ever meet. He may not be a first round pick in the nfl, but it won’t be for lack of effort. The young man has incredible people in his corner, and a good head on his shoulders. On the list of things to worry about, he’s not one of them. Now, back to the regularly scheduled rubbing of the gash.
  3. Vic Schaefer keeping our WBB squad in constant 94-foot attack mode against teams good and bad might draw the ire of some coaches, but whatever. "You play to the standard," he stresses. I wouldn't mind seeing Sark adopt that idea.
  4. Not sure. Usually when I use ApplePay it goes through automatically. For this site, I select ApplePay and it ask me to click “Link” and sends me to a broken page.
  5. Coaching changes! Bowls having no impact on the eventual national champion! So....like its always been?
  6. I drove by the Austin location early afternoon thinking I’d stop by if the line was dwindling and see what was left. At 1:00 still wrapped 2/3 around the building. So I noped right on out. Happy for any of y’all that braved the crowd though.
  7. Starmer is in the middle of a PR crisis because he bragged about bringing “home” an Egyptian extremist who inherited his citizenship from a prior government víš his mother (who was born there while his grandma is a student) without ever setting foot in the UK. He was jailed in Egypt and became a minor cause. No sooner had he landed than a series of tweets emerged from his 30s where he called gay people “dirty homosexuals,” expressed a desire to work with bin Laden to kill Americans, and to engage in mass exterminations of white people. (Of course also the requisite calls to kill Zionists anywhere; which made the aforementioned OK). Several MPs who were on board have turned against him. If it is deflection, resurrecting a 40 year old Masonic conspiracy is the most brain dead way to go about it). So it will likely work.
  8. You forgot super jelly of Indiana.
  9. Every now and then when I want a good laugh, I'll pull up the episode where they go bowling and Hal is working on a perfect game.
  10. You’re gonna have to add an inflation adjustment or CPI adjustment or some such shit for this to mean anything. 2032? Who gives a shit, your $100 will be worth like $23 or something.
  11. The scorpions triggered game play ptsd. Fuck those god damn things.
  12. This. People on this board vacillate between “we are a blue blood/we are back/we are top five/we’re Texas” and “OMG we totally need to bail out on any non-conference games that are above Sam Houston level! No OSU! No ND! Schedule like a wuss and make sure we don’t play any tough OOC games!” It explains a lot of what I see posted on this site.
  13. Also, I will laugh hysterically if Alabama wins on Thursday.
  14. immamac replied to LTtxfan's topic in Football
    Idk man that game was awesome. It just sucks that the team shit their fucking pants through the 2nd bye week basically.
  15. My friend who is a lifelong fisherman out here would’ve kept this to eat it. I just toss them all back. Semi-paying attention because the waves always make me want to take a nap so nice to get this one before I pass out for a bit.
  16. Dipshits pay his bills, though.
  17. I’m only a few blocks from Chinatown. Fuck the burpees I’m in
  18. Because, ultimately, the B1G and SEC will grow to 20+ teams and their champions will play for the national title. We had to have a seat the table. Until that time comes, we have to be smart in how we approach winning titles. In our current paradigm, playing very difficult OOC road games, when SOS is irrelevant and the # of wins is all that matters, is not smart. If we could go back in time, and schedule Texas State in place of Ohio State, knowing what we know now, should we do it? Yes, because if we did it, we would be in the playoffs. That is the point. Well, we have the opportuntiy to impact future seasons. We should not repeatedly make the same mistake. Keeping Ohio State, Michigan and ND on our upcoming future schedules is making the same mistake over and over and over again.
  19. Oh, there’s no doubt in my mind that she's still hanging onto her prejudices. And, yeah, that applies to the couple of people she reminded me of, but I do think the Trump spell has been broken for a lot of these folks. They remembered the good economy Trump inherited (and took credit for) and that things hadn't completely fallen off the rails (because there were still some adults in the room), but this go-around, they've finally begun to see him in a different light. That said, I don't hold any illusions that they'll suddenly start voting for Democrats or give up some of their conspiracies, but some of them are absolutely done with Trump after less than a year of his shit. Looks like she's shooting daggers at the wildlife photographer who just walked in on her taking a dump in her nook of the cave.
  20. How could you have missed the riveting Birmingham Bowl being played today, sir?
  21. I'm glad Bolverk brought up this article because I am still struggling with it and I'm about to sound conspiratorial. She didn't suddenly get smart. Sure, she's smarter than the she was the day she strolled into DC but that maybe brings her IQ up two points to 57. Why is she suddenly sounding like she has average intelligence? She must be paying some organization a shit ton of money to generate better press. I'm happy she's denounced Trump, but I want to know who is pulling these strings. I'm also skeptical that she's truly committed. If she were, she could run again and try to defeat his candidate. One doesn't go from classless Neanderthal to appearing to be a somewhat middling, normal person this quickly. It bothers me more every time I read another article about her. I'd love to think that MAGA people are starting to feel the consequences of their actions, but I just don't believe that's the case yet. I think the only way true change will happen is if there is pain to go with it. There may be some embarrassment right now, but I don't think we've seen the real pain yet. So, why has she changed? BTW, if she has truly changed, she has a lifetime of actions to makeup for the things she's said and done, if I were seeing evidence of that, I might be less skeptical. Right now, I'm more bothered by all the attention her change of heart seems to be generating and I want to know who is behind it.
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