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  2. It was the Meidas Touch that pointed out the missing 1.2 million missing files in the first tranche that the DOJ subsequently took credit for finding. MT has extrapolated there may be up to 10 million missing files. But yes, Donald, insist on prosecuting those in the DOJ responsible for illegally redacting perps' names.
  3. Ahhh yes, I'm sure every developed country in the world wants to take tips on how to reduce random acts of deadly violence from --checks notes--America.
  4. Created an account just to sign up for this shirt! I am in.
  5. FiveStarTake joined the community
  6. bluto replied to Heavy 6's topic in Cloak Room
    guess Michigan needs to allow guns in Walmart #fuckingdipshit 'I said my goodbyes': Survivor recalls mass stabbing at M...Aaron Boudot was shopping for sidewalk chalk with his family in July when a man began stabbing him in a spree that injured 11 people.
  7. Yeah. He is old as dirt but he can coach. I wanted deboer. Fucking Oklahoma ruined that whittingham is basically Harbaugh without the quirks. solid line play. Great defense and running game. I could only be more excited if it was deboer. ASU dude will be good but is a coin flip. Mizzou dude. No thanks Good shit Jedd would have been fine but Whitt is better. All the NFL dudes seemed like more pipe dreams.
  8. Apparently biff did some rogue shit and now the expectation is that Whitt is going to coach the bowl game with casula and wink running the shows.
  9. FML I thought this was the Sherrone thread. Oh well, see y’all on NYE
  10. I wanted Deboer the most but Whittingham was a close second. I don’t give a shit that he is old as dirt. Michigan needs a guy who can come in and win and not embarrass the fuck out of themselves or the program. Whitt gives them that. Aside from Sherrones absolute meltdown the biggest eye opener here was that Michigan mouthpiece and 9.95er Sam Webb knows about as much inside info as my dog.
  11. If France allowed good guys with guns on their Metro, then stabbings like this would be nipped in the bud. https://www.france24.com/en/france/20251226-man-arrested-after-three-women-stabbed-on-paris-metro
  12. Orange-4-Life started following Gun Control
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  14. For a non-Playoff game, we have a pretty low amount of opt-outs, honestly. You'll know most of the starters if you've been watching us this season.
  15. I mean, Reagan pretty much got the ball rolling on the societal atrophy that made this mess possible to begin with.
  16. Wordle 1,652 3/6 ⬛🟩🟩⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1433 4️⃣7️⃣ 6️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/
  17. Shared humanity is when complete strangers on the road flash their headlights to warn you of upcoming speed traps
  18. The Commentariat there is top flight and really funny most of the time, but especially on this. Some longtime people in those comments going back to the Deadspin days.
  19. It’s about never forgetting the joy you had as a kid. Too many folks lose this part of themselves. A lot of folks wind up going through some extensive therapy to rediscover their inner child. John Bradshaw, a Texan, did some great pioneering work in this area. Kinda feel like the last two Avatar movies are something he would’ve enjoyed. I have always tried to remember how cool it was as a kid to experience cool things. This movie, for me, made me feel like a kid again. That is a good thing to stay in touch with your inner child emotionally. It’s why movies like this never get old to me.
  20. 52-80 replied to LTtxfan's topic in Football
    Wisner produced 1000 yards last year. Couldve done it this year too if he hadnt missed 4 games…and if the offensive wasnt a shitshow for parts of the season. He’s top tercile RB in the SEC which makes him top quartile in the P4
  21. Blah blah blah whatever. I wouldn't want to change places with them in a million years. Their entire football history is constant failure and misery. If they want to twist that into some kind of triumph than go right ahead. We may not be great all the time but at last we have great times to look back on. Fuck the whole "well if we break down top 15 opponents and some strategic period of time then we are better." Well good for fucking you. I don't give a shit. I would rather we have 2004 and 2005. I would rather we have 2008 and 2009 and 2023 and 2024 then just endless misery forever. Sure there was a distant time 30 years ago when they owned our ass for about a decade. But that was a long time ago, we have mostly won our matchups since then. The whole idea I would be jealous at all of endless failure to the point there is even a term for it: battered aggie syndrome. Yeah I sure am jealous of that. Sure wish I could have that in my life. I will take being marginally inferior in some arbitrary metric over some abitrary period of time and have some actually successful seasons over whatever hell A&M fans live in.
  22. Superhero replied to ROFL BOX's topic in Lulz
    Background: We’re close with 2 families who both have 9 YO girls. One is plain looking but is funny and a blast to be around. The other is really pretty but had some serious mom-daughter anger issues. Me to my 10 YO boy: If humanity depended on it, who would you pick to be your girlfriend? 10 YO: I pick suicide. Me: I mean it when I say humanity depended on it. Civilization would cease to exist if you didn’t make a choice. 10 YO: Civilization’s had a good run. We don’t need it to keep going.
  23. Christmas Eve was gumbo greens with smoked turkey and sausage served with chunky smashed potatoes... first you make a roux Christmas day was tenderloin, ham, stuffed mushrooms, asparagus, and since we weren't around for Thanksgiving i made mom's cornbread dressing. never did a tenderloin before!
  24. Lucky to be spending the Christmas break with one of my wife’s bridesmaids and her family. She’s hilarious, her husband’s a really nice guy, and the kids are playing well with mine even though they’re younger. As a return gesture, I’ve made a few breakfasts and all of the dinners. They must not be good cooks, because the daughter has scarfed everything up and made multiple “this is the best …. I’ve ever had.”
  25. It is kind of insane how much whisky Canadians drink. But Canada is in general our #1 trading partner so...not surprising some bad things were going to happen by pissing them off.
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