Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

All Activity

This stream auto-updates

  1. Past hour
  2. I have two thoughts that often help me through my day. It is always the lion vs the gazelle daily and it's OK to be the gazelle sometimes. Just make sure you're never the slowest. We're gonna give 'em hell no matter what. We're outta bubble gum.
  3. I’ve found the best approach is DAtW through the early afternoon, go to the hotel to nap when the wife and kids have had enough of Epcot, me or both, then regroup for a nice dinner. This time at The Boathouse. Kill me.
  4. It's because the CIA has such a sterling regime-change record. Using the covert spy agency when we have half our navy blockading or otherwise threatening them is stupidly on-brand for Dotard.
  5. I love downtown Austin now. So much to do. It's really stark when you visit the DT wasteland of Houston.
  6. Right in Ted Cruz’s asshole. And then maybe Cornyn’s.
  7. Blue: Boo, boo-berry, blooby, bubby, and a little too frequently, bitch.
  8. It seems pit bulls are one of the few tools that natiral selection still has going for it.
  9. I had a great time drinking around the world at Epcot with a group once. We got slosh knockered having fun and towards the end, there was a show going on, and it was freaking Pat Benatar. We were jamming out to Pat Benatar, singing all the hits. We were All Fired Up and a Little Too Late. We were getting down with Pat Benatar. Then after about 4 songs in, I realized this isn't Pat Benatar. It' just some short-haired broad with a band. She was good though, the right kind of sinner, to release my inner fantasy.
  10. Well, in normal, old America, the Secretary of Defense really didn't have anything to do with military operations. In this case, I might think the more important thing would be avoiding pushback from actual commanders.
  11. Ewers - 14/22 172 yards, 2 TD.
  12. Apologies for breaking decorum, but I’m cross posting this here bc it’s so last minute. Had to cancel plans and have two tickets to give away if anyone was planning to snag one at the last moment.
  13. Perhaps it’s only a change in reporting but the media has definitely highlighted that the CIA is taking the lead in Venezuela. Honesty I think it’s obvious that Trump doesn’t really trust Hegseth with anything at this point. He can’t get rid of Hegseth without admitting he made a big mistake.
  14. I am! You’re so close to getting it! No dog breed (or type, which is what a pitbull is) would exist without continual active human management and selection for the traits that mark a breed. I am indeed suggesting that active selection for “sitting on laps” or “retrieving birds” or “heeding sheep traits is fine.” And that we shouldn’t allow active selection for the “strong prey aggression, strength, and not letting go after biting,” because it’s harmful and dangerous and there’s not really an upside now that we don’t allow dogfights or catch sports. The UK has recently done basically this with the Bully XL, a pitbull type bred to be even bigger, stronger, and more unpredictable. The pitbull types of today are different from those of earlier generations, mostly because of active selection of undesirable traits by generations of cruel and irresponsible people. Lots of breeds are like this; I love bulldogs but they have to be born via c-section and live short and uncomfortable lives. It’s quite inhumane to keep breeding them and we don’t need to, you can have a goofy, lazy, farty house dog without all the bad parts. The dogs themselves don’t know or care what breed they are. Left to their own devices they’d all have generic yellow-tan dog offspring within a few dog generations. Breed extinction is an anxiety we project onto them that is meaningless.
  15. Being woken up by the sound of perculating coffee.
  16. Today
  17. The scene with his dad wrecked me the second time around.
  18. Trump could literally shit in their drinking water and they’d still support him.
  19. Just rewatched for the first time after seeing it in theaters. This is one of the best superhero movies ever made. I guess I wish more people understood it. This is easily in my top-tier ever with stuff like the first Iron Man. YMMV.
  20. We’ve seen your boobs more than all the Shaggy girls combined.
  21. Often my half-pot in the morning is as good as my day is going to get.
  22. Marcel Reed in 2026
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.