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  3. So the rumors are about Sark smoking cigarettes with his butthole?
  4. curaçao is the size of round rock.
  5. Brandon Garrison has posted some horrendous stats for them so far. Thank god we couldn’t afford that
  6. Gosh, I had missed Lowell
  7. Seems like an incredibly bad trade for the Birds.
  8. About a half hour from me. It's a good life up here.
  9. If we do those things, we shouldn't be mad if we don't get in because of the humiliation we suffered by Georgia. But if we don't do those things the pitch forks need to come out.
  10. 1. Winning is Hard 2. if the OLine sucks sark can fix it. Because attrition. He could have employed the same offseason practice as last year to be able to have contact practices and evaluate but he was grinding down film for play calling and if shit gets missed in the running back room or on OLine then it’s the corresponding coach’s problem and responsibility, sark cannot do it all he’s scripting OsU plays god damnit because winning is hard. He could have used the portal but he was too busy doing other things and it’s that OLine guys responsibility and he has no duty to check in nor follow up and winning is hard. He was too busy flirting with the nfl with the media to tell us how much he admires all the do and that’s why we won’t have normal practices like teams that win shit do. We needed to try something different bc winning is hard. 3. if arch looks like he fell out of a coconut tree all season don’t look to sark to coach him up during the game bc Sark is also HC so get in line, arch. He has many many things to do other than sit with you on the bench ch and go thru what you are seeing and why and what you need to do next. Milwee must be booth bound but not sark bc Winning is fucking hard. 4. If shit gets missed bc Sark’s off the field shenanigans are fucking things up…it’s because he’s exhausted being 20different roles winning is hard. 5. so let’s cross our fingers if the 9.95’ers are correct 🤣 and bring back sark with zero assurances next year won’t be more disappointing and confounding and rage inducing than 2025. We will just have him fire a few coaches like it’s a Black Friday sale everything must go and we will make a few changes like going back to real practices instead of the NFL ones that some asshole employed (Sark) and we will bring back the spring game that some asshole (Sark) dropped to the delight of our elites and our fans and we will also make sure that the same asshole is at Junior day for all the shit handing out cookies and everything will be fine. We will have 17 people in the booth feeding sark info from all angles and even use a blimp and put some sad sack up there. And everything will be cool and if sark lights cigarettes using his butthole we will all safely and proudly give him the space to do so bc fucking winning is hard…
  11. Pork fat like you use for sausage and lots of manteca de puerco!
  12. Camden, according to a graphic I saw.
  13. Tell me you've never had a fried Oreo without telling me
  14. Every dude in that room got laid, good for them. And I suppose congrats to the ladies for keeping the weave store solvent?
  15. It appears the Deion Telenovela will soon be airing the Neon Snow Skis over Land Sharks season. As such, and given my deep love for Telenovela action, I'm gonna need them to go ahead and fund at least a couple of more season of Bill's Sugar Baby Takes On the World.
  16. If we do those things and still don’t get in, I won’t be mad at 9-3, all things considered. I’d be thrilled, but so be it.
  17. He was just experimenting.
  18. I dunno how I missed this and I'm a little late to the party.. But I'll help with your confusion:
  19. Calm down, @Beau Vine!
  20. fuck ya, Heide giving me some hope that we might have a guy on the team that can shoot it after all.
  21. What the hell is a Cameron Heide?
  22. Really hope Zion Elee & Jalen Lott find their way to Austin this weekend
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