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  2. Where do I post about how much I don't care about this game on a website built around Texas football?!
  3. Par for the course. King Eeyore
  4. This. Once you understand WHY NATO membership is a problem for Russia, it makes sense. Russia does not oppose neighboring states joining NATO because those states might become a base of aggression against Russia. Russia opposes neighboring states joining NATO because that prevents Russia from invading and annexing those states. That's it. That's the whole thing. Stop overthinking it. Read even a short treatise on Russian history, and it's obvious.
  5. Kickoff is at 11:00 CT on ESPN and the ESPN App. Line is VAN -3
  6. the idiot took the time to post that...so he cares in addition he is right....no one gives a fuck about USC football unless they happen to come up with a playoff season out of their ass then everyone jumps on board and pretends they have been there the whole time....that is part of why they are in the position they are in.....or a few people decide to care and throw money and expect to be able to influence the decisions made and it all blows up they are west coast Miami only they could not find a way to even get into a playoff game against an aggy team that will choke every time
  7. Is this a game? Does it count on our record and final ranking? Is there a winner and a loser? Yes? Then fuck yes this game means a little more than an intrasquad scrimmage…..
  8. Didn’t the Russians send his dumb ass to the front lines?
  9. It should have to go “beep boop beep boop boop” or produce lines of text that say “computing” before producing anything so it’s clear its a robot.
  10. That’s what you took from that? And not that people will twist the result however they want to make Sark look bad bc our fans are whiny babies I think you tend to be part of the problem
  11. And a win that got us in the playoff.
  12. Oh, except I should caveat what I posted above. I also fully support a Dem regime taking power and inflicting righteous vengeance and inflicting unimaginable pain on all Trumpers and all red state sycophant suck-up and collaborator states that enabled this shit. Dead serious. Texas shouldn't get a penny of federal funding for highways, any of that shit. Because the only language that MAGAs speak is pain. So speak it very loudly, very clearly, so they can fucking understand. Don't ever do this again, because you WILL suffer. We crossed the rubicon. There is no going back. The Group 1 approach is dead for at least a generation, maybe longer.
  13. Sark has one of those….,,
  14. Goddammit. I don't do fast food often. When I do, it's usually for breakfast, and I ALWAYS go inside (because they fuck you at the drive thru). But yesterday, I worked at the office 2/3 of the day, skipped lunch. At 3:00 when I headed home to work from home for the rest of the day, I was starving. I decided to hit McDonald's. And I went through the drive thru because at 3:00, no line. I didn't want or need much, keep it simple, because it's McDonalds. McDouble meal for $5.50. Burger, 4 nuggets, small fries, iced tea. Figured I'd share some nuggets and fries with my wife when I got home. Again, there's no rush, no line. They hand me my bag, drive off. Yeah, my mistake. Like I said, I NEVER go through drive thrus, so I fucking forgot the cardinal rule -- check your bag. Get home, I have a burger, fries, my tea, two nugget sauces (thanks for the extra), and no nuggets. Fucking hell. Seriously, I hate drive thrus, I always have, and I always will. The percentage of time that my order is correct is under 50% lifetime score.
  15. Look at @Slacks getting a head start on the new year. Guess I should get my lazy butt off the couch and start today instead of waiting until tomorrow, lol. Thanks for the shame motivation Slacks! 🤣
  16. Fuck the parents, but those poor kids.
  17. 1-1 draw with city was our only case of dropped points at home in 2025. we’ve made The Emirates a fortress.
  18. He sounds like a solid guy but I would strongly disagree with him on NATO being a provocation to invade Ukraine. Obviously, Russia is against Ukraine joining NATO but not because they view NATO as the threat but because NATO prevents Russia from puppeting/annexing/whatever Ukraine. Same goes for the Baltics, Georgia, etc. We have several centuries of evidence on how Russia and Russians views Ukraine, only the last 30 years has NATO been relevant. In 2014 Ukraine was not close to becoming a NATO member, yet Russia invaded. The same in 2022. Would Russia have done anything different in Ukraine over the last 30 years if NATO disbanded at the end of the Cold War? If anything, they would have been more aggressive.
  19. A loss to Alabama? A loss to Michigan?
  20. Yeah the refs missed a backwards lateral that cost USC the game.
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