This guy needs to do more model kit reviews.
“my best friend and soulmate capillary action does all the heavy lifting, in this process the cement seeps through even the tightest of crevices leaving no survivors”
“I first lay down a coat of Tamiya hull red mixed with flat red at an unknown ratio. Then I follow that up with an even more unknown mixture of a brighter red as a highlight tone.”
”Removing masking tape is along life’s greatest pleasures”
”I still do not have the thinner for this black primer, boohoo, watching my poor Iwata Neo clogging up while desperately trying to spray this stuff was heartbreaking but the lil bro knew what he signed up for.”
”the main mast is really fragile but I’m able to put it together without a hitch. I’m proud to say that for the first time in my life I haven’t broken any of the masts on this model which is one of my top five achievements bested only by that time I won a chess tournament in elementary school and the birth of my second son. “
”just drown the surface in primer. My Lord, this spray can sure does emanate a most noxious aroma. So noxious I haven't heard from the family in over a week. Just like my wife and her boyfriend, the masking tape makes its leave as I brutally pull it apart. Luckily an even layer of black paint cleanses us of our sins and prepares the hole for painting.”
”The gloss coat gives a smoother harder surface like a metal baseball bat while a flat or semigloss Surface is rough like the edge of my serrated saw. Remember this kids, always gloss coat your model before washes and blunt force trauma leaves little to no evidence. Before I can use the black wash on the hull I need to apply the water slide decals. Immersion in boiling water is enough to cripple anyone's resolve.”
He has a D.I.C.K. ratings scale - Detail, Interesting to build, Craftsmanship, Keen-fit.