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shakahorn

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  1. Two of my favorite sayings: 1. Don't take pleasure in the misfortune of others. 2. Nobody's perfect.
  2. Sorry but I gotta say I’m disappointed in this post. I thought for sure you were the truck driver.
  3. I use his line a lot IRL whenever someone gives a wishy-washy statement. So you're saying " Either he's alive or he's dead, or the cops got him or they don't."
  4. Elko will take a lifetime supply of mac and cheese.
  5. And driving in a new-ish, decent enough car that clearly is equipped with Bluetooth.
  6. Yeah, maybe I'm cynical but the main point of foreign aid is to extend US influence. A secondary outcome is the humanitarian aspect.
  7. I assumed he was an air marshal.
  8. I've heard the same joke about mormons and baptists. If you go fishing with a mormon, bring 2 of them. If you only bring 1, he'll drink all the beer.
  9. Last I heard there were a billion screaming Chinamen.
  10. Accepting responsibility is not in these people's DNA. And now that I found out in this thread that @burnt beanz is GRUHorn, that dumbass owes me $1000 but of course he won't accept responsibility for that.
  11. Because more porn was available on VHS.
  12. Yeah or 'whiskey.'
  13. Carmax is pretty much a no BS experience, and the prices aren't bad. Might not be rock-bottom, but usually a good deal and they do at least the rudimentary stuff as far as making sure the car is in ok shape. Tires, brakes, oil, cooling etc.
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