To be fair, we're leaving a conference that has no problem with a school that ignored rampant multi-year criminal sexual assault from their players and largely placed the blame on outside forces. Not to mention OU, KState, Iowa St., Kansas, and WVU all have acceptance rates over 85%. Not exactly the cream walking around those campuses. Find your peers among Vandy, Florida and Georgia alums and you can all laugh at the rest of the redneck rabble.
The only relevant question. Looks like under TN law, he maaaaaayyyybeeee might fall under the last form. But I doubt it. Otherwise, no injury known and she didn't see it coming so no apprehension. Make him run some extra gassers.
Simple Assault
Under Tennessee law, a person commits simple assault if any of the following factors exist:
The individual recklessly, knowingly, or intentionally caused bodily injury to another party.
The individual recklessly, knowingly, or intentionally caused another party to fear that bodily injury was imminent.
The individual recklessly, knowingly, or intentionally had physical contact with another party that a reasonable person would find provocative or offensive.