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Herpa Derpa

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  1. He's been decent, but I'm gonna hold off my consideration until I see him in conference play. Appears to be figuring things out well. But still too early to tell for sure.
  2. Please advise me what my standard is, since you seem to have such insight, Krescunt? You seem to have trouble recognizing that my initial post was slanted from an internal perspective of Ewers. You also appear to have missed the first sentence and my own half-assed belief in the idea. Your jump to "we seriously wanting" is only in your fevered projections. Nothing in my post indicated seriousness. And as much as I would like to believe making me the Surly spokesperson would be the proper way for this site to be conducted, I don't really think I speak for anyone else but myself. You seem to have some fundamental issues with how internet message boards work. I'm one poster. I have my own stupid ideas. Much like Groucho, I would spit on any "we" you try to associate me with, and denounce your infatuation with the scourge of collective thinking. I'll try one more time, skeet: Kid had a shitty year he'd like to forget. For any chance of true, long-term success, he has to put it behind him and move forward. There's a symbolic opportunity to move forward. A symbol that would reverberate across the entire landscape of his budding career. A symbolic undertaking that could help facilitate an emotional reset and lead to an internal focus by the man to now "earn" his place, rooted in the symbolism. He earning for himself by meeting his own high bar, not for any loser on the internet. Then, hopefully with success, the regrown hairstyle is a glorious symbol of achievement. Secondary/follow-up thought regarding your reply: Nothing matters when you perform exceptionally well. Everything matters when you don't. That is not my standard, just the way it is. Winning is the greatest deodorant. Clear enough for you, SJ? Or do you need me to explain symbolism too?
  3. Of course not. I'm simply saying that it's a purely symbolic way of breaking from his past and starting fresh. He can wear his hair like Wattie Buchan for all I care. (look it up you fucking utes) Just win. When you don't, everything is an issue, including your style/personality. Not my rules, just pointing them out. Did I dumb it down enough for this thread?
  4. It might seem dumb, but it is not a ridiculous notion that such a move might effect positive change. Cut the hair as a symbolic break from the HS/NIL hotshot period of his life. That crazy kid couldn't cut it at this level. Time for a more mature Mr. Ewers to emerge over the offseason, both in attitude and performance. Want to sport a mullet as a high-profile D1 QB? Earn it. Show you can handle the business end first, THEN let it grow and party all you want. Otherwise, you're just Joe Dirt in a Sonic commercial.
  5. The Tulane team be playing for a NY6 bowl next week. KU would be a worse loss.
  6. The outcome is 8-4 after 5-7. Sark ain't getting fired.
  7. This is the way. I think Herbie still lives in Tennessee.
  8. Not a tournament, but I'll be enjoying the Jimmy V Classic from my seat in MSG on 12/6/22. Maybe those twats should respect UT history if they're gonna pretend to be fans. Nope. Just two one-off games.
  9. All I can offer the rabble are thots and playas.
  10. Look, we're a basketball school now. The football program stacks up ok with the Duke, Gonzaga, Kentucky, Kansas, and Villanovas of the world. Over last 12 years: had some fun games; played top teams close a couple of times; almost sniffed a conference title; went to a few bowls, including a Sugar Bowl win. Hell, in that context Texas currently has one of the best basketball school football programs. It's all about perspective in these new world order times.
  11. Yeah, that one gave me a good chuckle. "I miss the smell of Pine-Sol!"
  12. The impersonations are so hack. Although Fake Greta has grown on me and her screaming as the door shuts will always be funny. I like to do a mix of History/Sternthology/Current to keep things from getting too monotonous. The show has always beaten every bit to death and then reminisced endlessly over the carcass. The app certainly helps avoid the repetitive nature.
  13. Now this is the kind of moderation we can all get behind.
  14. It's a burden I will bear for never having a kickoff before noon. I think a game in that setup will mess with a player's shot for a bit as they adjust back to a normal gym/arena. We'll see if it takes a bit for the Zags to hit from distance. Only if its at sea and anyone flopping gets tossed into the water.
  15. This is absolutely the funniest thing to have ever been posted in the history of the internet.
  16. Moody Madness should also result in a few turnovers and sundry mistakes. Gonna be electric.
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