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Herpa Derpa

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  1. Porn stars try it, but Mr. Harbaugh further proving that just because you wear nerd glasses, it doesn't make you smart.
  2. God, sometimes I wish I could be such a willfully ignorant douchebag. Life must be so much easier that way.
  3. A cop will arrest a person and place them into the system on the basis of their personal analysis of a situation during the course of their sworn duty as a LEO. Then, SOP, they write a report about what transpired and why someone was arrested under the suspicion of committing a crime. Do they write one where the arrest was unjustified and unconstitutional, the job was done incompetently, and the arrest should result in discipline and/or legal consequences? Or, Do they write a report that makes them look like a dutiful public servant protecting the community by getting a criminal off the street? It's not hard to comprehend, and it's not a Bernard situation, it's how anyone would do any job. By writing a report that massages the language and/or facts to justify the action.
  4. I only see you making that excuse, skippy.
  5. Fuck that noise. Texas baseball doesn't rebuild or transition. Texas baseball reloads and every incoming player knows what is expected of them when they step between the lines. Pierce has proven his mettle in getting the program back on the historical track. So Omaha or bust.
  6. Are you also under the assumption the game has already started?
  7. Exactly. You wait until they're done, and then ask CDC what's up with Beard while staring directly at Hartzell.
  8. Something Old: Something New: Something Borrowed: Something Blue:
  9. It is absolutely a reporter's job to ask any and every question he can think of, no matter someone's opinion about the question. A reporter should especially ask uncomfortable and/or "gotcha" questions. It's not the job to consider how it would make the subject feel to have to answer a particular question. Get the fuck out with that shit. Aside from that, Gundy shouldn't be admired or given an attaboy for his behavior. He's a 55 year old adult that earns $7.5 million a year. That money is given with the accepted and understood responsibility to handle a question he might not like without resorting to personal attacks and threats. That's the minimum and he can't even do that. He's the second longest tenured coach in FBS, a job that is generally short-lived and ends in humiliation. He has experienced none of that. Outside a few years at Baylor and Maryland, his entire coaching career has been in Stillwater where he was already revered as a former star QB. He has zero excuse to act like a petulant child at a bowl game press conference. Zero. I also disagree with the notion that OSU couldn't enjoy the same success they've had with a new HC. It's a brave new world and nobody knows how the table will look when the chairs settle. Uncouple from OU and stake their own claim. Lean into B12 rivalries with Tech, Baylor, TCU and Houston to keep recruiting Texas. Without tripping over their dick every year at Bedlam, there's absolutely no reason OSU can't be a cyclical playoff team, with any half-decent coach. Personally, the Bedlam dick tripping has always said to me that Gundy would never get over the hump and win a title. But OSU most certainly can.
  10. So typically thin-skinned Gundy is asked a purposefully vague question about his job responsibilities regarding staff. As noted, a professional and mature response is to provide a vague nonanswer. His response is to claim anticipatory martyrdom/victimhood for said vague unidentified staff, and to further escalate by explicitly threatening the reporter (doing his job) with losing access, which would directly impact that guy's career and family. Yeah, I can see clearly which one of the two in that interaction is being an ass(hole). Par for the Gundy course. Okie Lite doesn't need a transfer QB, they need a new HC that knows as much about acting like a man as he does talking about it. He'll always be an albatross to that program.
  11. Herpa Derpa

    1923

    The same end game with all such endeavors, submission and cultural erasure. With the added benefit of captive religious conversion. Did the same to the aborigines in Australia and countless other places around the world. As this ain't CR, I won't go further down the rabbit hole. But it's an evil, cruel and inhuman hole that still has a direct impact today. We were/are a deplorable and despicable species for our treatment of each other.
  12. I want to see Ewers and Ford running their respective sides with command and purpose like true field generals. Give me glimmers of that and let the offseason kool-aid flow.
  13. I'll entertain your idiocy. Why the fuck would the NFL give one shit about a bowl game?
  14. As others have already pointed out, you're arguing program legacy when the discussion is current coaching job. But I would ask you how long does UCLA get to remain Top 5 without a title? We're approaching 30 years since the last one. Or Indiana? There's not a soul under 35 that's ever seen a title season in Bloomington. And are you seriously trying to argue that UTEP is a better program than Texas because 1966? By comparison, do you claim that Yale, Princeton, Harvard and Minnesota are Top 10 NCAA football programs? Yale has the most recognized titles, so Saban must be dying to get that job.
  15. In my experience, the lowest prices generally occur a few days after I've made my purchase. Hope that helps.
  16. Ah yes, the petition for divorce. Another common instance of unbiased, irrefutable evidence.
  17. No need to rush. Commerce is not a good team so he shouldn't be needed. Let if heal and rehab until OU game.
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