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Herpa Derpa

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  1. I wonder why dixichkn was looking for a dildo loving 12 year old. But congrats to him for locating one, I guess. Good bull.
  2. So no difference from the last two coaches. Can't operate a Death Star with a Darth Vader. And the choking is an inevitability.
  3. if you're not doing it during a Friday news dump, seems like doing it on NSD1 would be much better than rando Thursday.
  4. 50 years ago this Thursday. Guess the bill came due.
  5. If you're talking about Connor, technically, he's adopted. Suri is not old enough to talk about yet.
  6. IMO, the portal makes the transition from Pro to College basketball much more manageable. The portal has essentially created free agency in the college game. The difference in building a college team vs. a pro team in basketball is no longer that much a gap. Particularly with the low number of players per team, you are essentially operating in the same manner in putting together a "new" team every offseason. Identify your squad deficiencies, identify the free agent/portal options that fit the missing pieces, and make a contract/NIL offer to convince them to pick you. A school like Texas is going to offer top level NIL, and there will never be a concern about "payroll". The only real difference is the college coach has to also take on the GM role, but someone like Donovan would already be familiar with that dynamic. Not to mention that if you're coaching at a nationally recognized program, fighting for the HS studs doesn't require as much work to get in the door. Shaka proved that even a shit coach can bring in NBA 1&D because the brand is that strong. A pitch that includes coaching from a former NBA coach that can help you get to the League will always be heard by AAU stars.
  7. What an incredibly offensive thing to suggest. There was no mention of the lad getting caught in flagrante delicto with a sheep in the barn.
  8. If idiocy was a disqualification for association with UT, this board would be a ghost town. There is help for you both.
  9. Ok, now I want Coach Oysterboy just so LCH has to deal with another failure in his sad life. Or is it Coach Clamdude? Makes no matter, just take him so pig is reminded that if it wasn't for a guy in an old pickup selling chinese crap to flyover rubes, they'd be Mississippi.
  10. Out. Sorry, Mr. Fuqua, but I think I'll just wait for Equalizer 3 as my next viewing of your generally outstanding work.
  11. Something tells me you weren't the target audience.
  12. Musselman. Guess what happens when the coach goes away. Texas about to see it first-hand, even with a dynamite hire like your temporary guy. And shouldn't you be making your yearly reservations in Omaha right now?
  13. Just to be clear, Alabama State HC Eddie Robinson is not the son of legendary Grambling HC Eddie Robinson. There is no relation at all.
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