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The Earl of Texas

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  1. I don’t want to sound like I’m encouraging drug use, but you should try drugs. They’ve got some pretty good ones these days.
  2. Can’t think of a more perfect rep of the Yankees franchise then for a guy to strikeout swinging at a ball in the dirt and turn to yell at the Ump. 😂
  3. The RISP dam had to burst at some point. We were leaving way too many on, should’ve cracked open several games already. FUCKING BREGGY Now let’s spread it on.
  4. The RISP dam had to burst at some point. We were leaving way too many on, should’ve cracked open several games already. FUCKING BREGGY Now let’s spread it on.
  5. Yankees fans are really shaken up, especially when you consider the Lakers, Crimson Tide and Cowboys all lost this week too.
  6. We left too many men on base. I know Tuck and Breggy and Yordan will get theirs, gonna light my Altuve Mexican religious candle today.
  7. The part where you said you’d strike out a major league hitter was definitely false.
  8. Consistency is key, even if you’re just consistently an idiot.
  9. We own these fucking idiots
  10. COVER THEIR BEST WR
  11. No one gives up 3rd and very long like a PK defense does. Fail to send extra pressure to get to QB + run zone to ensure their best WR doesn’t have anyone assigned to him must be a strategy that is too bad ass and advanced for the likes of me to understand.
  12. It’s a fine day for a sweep gentlemen. Let’s tear their collective heart out, Kali Ma!!
  13. Probably one of the few record the Texans hold, and these guys are gonna take it away.
  14. Pretty fucking rad to be at a game and be in need of something that has never happened before in order to win and to get that thing in the most brilliant and devastating fashion. That stadium was ALIVE. Almost didn’t go.
  15. The two most predictable cycles in this Solar System are the revolution of the Earth around the Sun, and aggy QB going from backup-savior to starter-Antichrist.
  16. Sorry if already covered but are we aware of Venables buyout? I would think they had to get him on short notice so hopefully his agent bent OU over a barrel…
  17. The Earl of Texas

    49-0

  18. This is the bottom line of this entire game.
  19. This is actually a nod to Sark.
  20. Bill O’Brien is a little bitch.
  21. The Earl of Texas

    49-0

    Fuck yeah
  22. Dennis Franchione will need an adult diaper to hold all his cum from watching an A/M team play a Bama team and both suck dick on offense
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