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Gil Bang

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  1. Rep. Burchett on with Tapper. Said that he was praying looking for guidance for which way to vote, McCarthy called him last night and "mocked" his faith. He said right there he knew that he was voting to remove.
  2. I wish the cocksucker would gag on a McNugget and stroke out
  3. She needs it to activate her Lovesense Lush when somebody tips 50 tokens on chaturbate.
  4. I worked for an S&L for about a dozen years. I was in construction lending, and then when things went to shit and we stopped making construction loans, they moved me to REO. I had a shit commercial property in my REO portfolio. Some dipshit commercial broker calls me and tells me that he's got a buyer, but he can only buy if we finance the purchase (Loan to Facilitate). I tell him to have his buyer call me directly to discuss the financing. Guy calls, I tell him the usual shit; I need two years tax returns, 6 months bank statements...yada yada whatever we asked for in the 90's. I get the shit, and I send it over to my buddy in underwriting. Here's how it worked: if he passed the initial smell test with underwriting, we could execute a purchase agreement, and both parties had an out. The buyer's out was typical due diligance. Seller's out was his creditworthiness. Anyway, the next day, my buddy in underwriting calls me and says "WTF, are you drinking on the job? This motherfucker cannot afford this property, he doesn't make shit". I cuss my buddy out because I didn't even look at the package because it's not my fucking job because I've got 35 shit properties I'm trying to unload. Anyway, I call the prospective buyer and say hey dude, your income doesn't work for us. Guy says "oh shit, I gave you the wrong tax returns. I'll fax the "real" tax returns over in a few". Sure enough, he sends over a totally different set of returns. I reach in my desk drawer for a form called "Report of Appearant Crime", fill it out, and fax it to the FBI as we routinely did.
  5. No jury dude. It's a bench trial.
  6. Is the alleged truck-stealing roofer back?
  7. Walked in on Larry watching "Motel Dick" starring Gil Bang.
  8. not enough toothless fat women in the stands. OU looks SEC ready, but not Texas.
  9. Nah. I didn't want her to die, I wanted her to retire, as she should have done many years ago.
  10. Gavin needs to say some kind words and immediately appoint her successor. We don't have time to fuck around.;
  11. I'm in N. San Diego, so supplies shouldn't be a problem. But honestly, I'm a handy mofo, but I think I'll call a refinisher on this one.
  12. So, the GF is unhappy with the dining room in the house. It's too dark, the fireplace is ugly, etc. So, we agree that I will demo the ugly rock veneer from the fireplace, and see what's behind it. I also agree to add recessed lighting, because the room was a bit dark. I move the dining table to the garage to get it out of my way during the install of the recessed lighting and the fireplace demo. Meanwhile, I notice GF's car is getting a little dingy, so, why she's staying at her daughter's to help with the kids (daugter recently tragically widowed), I call a detail guy to the house to tits out her car. I'm cleaning out her car in preparation for the detail guy, and it's a woman's car so there's lots of shit. I carefully place said shit on the dining table which is stored next to the car. Well, you know the carboard air-fresheners that they give you at the car wash? One of those ended up on the dining table, and it ate right through the finish. Our dark dining table now has a nice, bright, raw-wood circle right in the fucking middle of the table. I don't know what chemical is in that piece of cardboard with the elastic thing to hang from the mirror, but it will fuck up some stain and poly.
  13. "Pau Ferro" sounds like an F-1 driver.
  14. just checked out the video. 1) motherfucker can play his ass off 2) mothefucker looks like the douchiest guy on the planet.
  15. I guess this is a "get off my lawn" thing, but I had to google Tim Henson.
  16. "tough" bikers are such pussy-ass bitches. A San Diego County Grand Jury on Monday indicted several members of the Hells Angels Motorcycle Club and their supporters for hate crimes in what prosecutors call a racially motivated attack on three Black men in a California neighborhood this summer. The three victims - ages 19, 20 and 21 - were chased and “viciously” attacked in the San Diego neighborhood of Ocean Beach on June 6, according to the county's district attorney’s office. The three men were repeatedly called a racial slur and told they didn’t belong in the neighborhood, according to prosecutors. In all, 17 people were indicted in the attack. They all entered pleas of not guilty Monday during their arraignments on an array of charges that carry possible sentences ranging from three years to life in prison. “In San Diego County, we cannot, and will not tolerate violence and racism of any nature, much less crimes like this hateful, vicious, and unprovoked attack,” said San Diego County District Attorney Summer Stephan in a statement. Monsters to heros:How popular culture views motorcycle gangs The three men were attacked “virtually out of nowhere," possibly because one of them spoke to a biker's girlfriend, according to the San Diego County District Attorney's office. The mob beat one of the victims “all over his body” and knocked him unconscious after sucker-punching him in the head, prosecutors said in a statement. The second man was kicked and punched by multiple attackers. As he lay curled up on the ground, Hells Angels leader Troy Scholder pulled out a knife and stabbed him in the chest, cracking his sternum, according to prosecutors, who added that Scholder “casually” folded up the blade and walked away. Both of the inj All 17 people were arrested on Sept. 21. Police officials said they also seized 42 illegal firearms and illicit drugs. If convicted, they face a range of three years to life in prison. A hearing is scheduled for Nov. 3 and a trial is set for Nov. 14. The district attorney’s office described the Hells Angels as an “international outlaw” motorcycle gang with an active chapter in San Diego and all across California. They have at least five support or “puppet clubs” in the region, according to the district attorney's office press statement. More:7,000 attend funeral for Hells Angels leader Ralph 'Sonny' Barger at California speedway The Hells Angels Motorcycle Club was founded in 1948 in the Fontana and San Bernardino area of Los Angeles County, according the motorcycle club's website. The club expanded to the East Coast in the early 1960s, and eventually internationally beginning with a chapter in Auckland, New Zealand. ured men survived their injuries. “These disgusting hate-driven attacks have no place in our community,” Police Chief David Nisleit said in a statement. “There is no stronger way to condemn this violence than to hold the perpetrators accountable to the fullest force of the law.” On Sept. 5, a grand jury issued indictments against 14 people for assault likely to cause great bodily injury and for gang affiliation. Eleven were charged with committing a hate crime. Three more defendants were indicted for helping Scholder flee the scene to the Hells Angels Clubhouse in El Cajon.
  17. As mentioned upthread, I'm considering selling the Peavey because of the thin neck. I'm playing the old Gibson all the time, and I'm not good enough to go from the fat neck to the thin neck without it fucking me up. I had the Gibson appraised at a local shop (for insurance purposes) and the guy there offered to take the Peavey on consignment for 20%. He discouraged me from seliing it online; he says internet buyers are assholes, and no matter how accurately you describe the ax, they will piss and moan about it and demand money back. Thoughts on the 20%? Seems righteous to me.
  18. Mofo's from Ontario? Guys from Ontario are witty, smart, charming, and have big cocks. And yes, I too, am from Ontario.
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